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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 21 August 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3104
  • Number of comments : 167
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About EmreArslan : I'm using the Iphone App on my Ipod Touch. Nothing else to say, you still can pm me

***I have read all the FML's ;)***
so i just come back on weekly.
Have been on fmylife since 2009 ^^
And have this account since 2011
And even succesfully told a moderator that an FML that was posted couple of weeks ago was already posted a longer time ago :) man do i have a life or what!

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2day I started the job of mah dreams. Our first marketing meeting was an in-depth analysis of the phrase, "Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate". I have a 5 year contract. FML

#19611170
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20579) - you deserved it (4091)

On 05/12/2012 at 10:36am - work - by picklet (woman) - Malaysia (Negeri Sembilan)

Today, I got an inconvenient erection wile at ma grlfriends ouse, so I tried to tink of someting stupid to get rid of it!! I tried tinking of Pokémon, wic actually made me arder!! FML

#19587857
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24858) - you deserved it (10274)

On 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by me (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today,hile showering with mah boyfriend, he asked if something was werd about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed mah face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. real FML

#19586096
365 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46358) - you deserved it (8880)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by quirrus (woman) - United States

Today While At Work A Man Came Up To Me And Screamed That I Was The Devil's Child Pointing At The Tattoo On My Wrist The Whole Time. I Just Stood There While He Prayed Fir My Soul. FML

TODAY, I COULDN’T HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH MY FIANCÉ UNLESS IT WAS ABOUT DRAGON BALL Z. FML

#19122021
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20855) - you deserved it (6755)

On 02/20/2012 at 10:53am - love - by DBZ (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today , Target asked me if I would do te closing announcement. I've only been working tere a littleile , so excited I agreed. I told people , "Te store is now closing , tank you 4 sopping at Walmart." FML

#19088946
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15849) - you deserved it (29250)

On 02/15/2012 at 9:03pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

TODAY, I GOT PULLD OVER. WHEN THE COP ASKEDHERE I WAS COMING FROM, REFLEXIVELY I SAID, ( YOUR MOM'S HOUSE. ) FML

TODAY, MY PARENTS GOT A NEW DOG. IT ATTACKS ME EVERY TIME I LAUG. FML

#18714310
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27233) - you deserved it (3132)

On 01/05/2012 at 7:06am - animals - by Imgonnahaveabf - United States

Today , I flew to Dubai , en route to my new job in Afganistan. Bot of my bags were lost , my debit card was frozen in London , te next fligt was cancelled , and I can't get a otel room. I'm in te ricest city in world wit no money and no room. Happy New Year. FML

#18665840
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34049) - you deserved it (2607)

On 12/31/2011 at 5:36pm - money - by EdwinOEF (man) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today , I was working at the mall as Santa,hen a little girl took a shit in lap. FML

#18495546
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36958) - you deserved it (4060)

On 12/12/2011 at 4:45pm - kids - by Santa - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I cut my panis on a dask fan . FML

#18217902
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18453) - you deserved it (77680)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today , I took a major test , worth half mah grade , realizing that there were questions on the back of the sheet. FML

#18192880
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20544) - you deserved it (33862)

On 11/08/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah baby son latched onto mah nipple for a feed, after a month of having to be bottle fed because he wouldn't latch. This would be fantastic, if it weren't for the fact that I'm his father, not his mother. FML

#18191670
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39146) - you deserved it (3867)

On 11/08/2011 at 9:01am - kids - by possiblyoverweight (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today , I was at my boyfriend's house , meeting his family for the first time. I was leaning against him when he reachd around , grabbd my boobs , and startd making "pew-pew" laser noises , all in front of his family. I can't believe I'm dating this child. FML

#18159889
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36754) - you deserved it (14725)

On 11/04/2011 at 9:21pm - intimacy - by Sidney (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today.. . at work.. . mah mouse cursor kept randomly moving all over the screen.. . an messed up an entre day's attempted work . As I was leaving.. . I overheard one of mah co-worker saying he'd plugged a wreles mouse adapter into mah computer.. . an had been trolling me all day . FML

#18156228
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35533) - you deserved it (4155)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:05pm - work - by tech_support (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)



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