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  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 September 1990 (21 years)
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Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML

#4623862 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (33063) - you deserved it (7061)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:47am - health - by Ahhwtf (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

#4606159 (287)

I agree, your life sucks (60402) - you deserved it (5901)

On 08/17/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by ZSL (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, before I went to bed, I watched a terrifying movie with zombies. I woke up with a headache, a bloody nose, and my mom standing over me frantically asking me what was wrong. Apparently I had been "fighting the zombies off" in my sleep and had been punching myself in the face. FML

#4501918 (132)

I agree, your life sucks (37079) - you deserved it (8816)

On 08/13/2009 at 2:17pm - misc - by fearofzombies (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

#4330249 (361)

I agree, your life sucks (70085) - you deserved it (14844)

On 08/06/2009 at 7:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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