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  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 June 1995 (20 years)
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Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween. I thought it would be cool to carve my name, and have it shine through onto the wall behind it. I figured that if I carved my name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall. My name's Lana and now my wall says Anal. FML


I agree, your life sucks (13424) - you deserved it (47348)

On 10/23/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I had lunch with some important potential clients at a fancy restaurant. I really wanted to make a good impression. When the piano music stopped, I started clapping while looking around for the pianist. Apparently, it was a CD. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11132) - you deserved it (38723)

On 10/23/2009 at 1:01am - work - by E.S. (man) - United States (Colorado)

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