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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 22 June 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 719
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween. I thought it would be cool to carve my name, and have it shine through onto the wall behind it. I figured that if I carved my name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall. My name's Lana and now my wall says Anal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11738) - you deserved it (44171)

On 10/23/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I had lunch with some important potential clients at a fancy restaurant. I really wanted to make a good impression. When the piano music stopped, I started clapping while looking around for the pianist. Apparently, it was a CD. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10196) - you deserved it (36631)

On 10/23/2009 at 1:01am - work - by E.S. (man) - United States (Colorado)



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