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  • Town/Country : Groton, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 July 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 13570
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About EmmiAnne : Quiet, shy, and artistic.

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Visits<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 09/06/2016 at 1:07pm<b>TheRealStunts</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 1:43pm<b>slapstick1982</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 8:51am<b>Scotth901</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 6:35pm<b>Kitteh8601</b> - the 08/12/2016 at 1:08am<b>Infamous_Pickle</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 10:34pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 5:16pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 12:26pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 10:09am<b>Fluffyturtle21</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 12:34am<b>Sampe101</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 2:10am<b>ACASEOFU</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 9:32pm<b>robsmit98</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 11:00pm<b>Rozza17</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 5:28am<b>EricChapelin</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 6:41pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 4:02pm<b>twitwi2000</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 11:06pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 4:20pm

Fucked!<b>Kitteh8601</b> - the 08/12/2016 at 7:08am<b>Infamous_Pickle</b> - the 08/12/2016 at 4:34am<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 11:16pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 6:26pm<b>Rozza17</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 11:28am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 12:08am<b>tranced_</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 10:20pm<b>barisozdemir</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 12:08pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 5:52am

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EmmiAnne's favorite FMLs

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

by jessel_ladd92 / 09/09/2013 at 2:42am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML

by criminal tit offender / 08/31/2013 at 12:25pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous

Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML

by still together / 08/28/2013 at 1:47pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love

Today, my best friend actually had the audacity to try and one-up my suicide attempt story. FML

by seriously? / 08/23/2013 at 3:40am / Miscellaneous

Today, my best friend actually had the audacity to try and one-up my suicide attempt story. FML

by seriously? / 08/23/2013 at 3:40am / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom came into my room to give me a goodbye kiss. Due to the routine of my girlfriend doing the exact same thing in the exact same spot, I held the kiss way longer than what a mother/son kiss should last. My mom actually had to tell me to "let go". FML

by deadman / 08/15/2013 at 9:06pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, a guest of the private beach club I work at asked if I could do something about the water temperature in the ocean. I laughed, thinking it was a joke. She was serious and complained to my boss, saying I was absolutely no help. FML

by Anonymous / 08/14/2013 at 3:47pm / United States / Work

Today, while at a concert, my boyfriend got mad and jealous because I kept looking at the singer instead of him. He still won't talk to me. FML

by really? / 08/13/2013 at 2:58am / United States / Love

Today, someone told me that my initials really fit my personality. I took it as a strange compliment, until I realized my initials spell "ew". FML

by ew / 08/11/2013 at 9:09am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Instead of moaning like any normal person, he just kept saying stuff like "uh-huh," "not too bad," and "yup" in a complete monotone. It was probably the most uncomfortable experience of my life. FML

by awkward / 07/26/2013 at 2:00pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML

by Happyunlucky / 07/20/2013 at 2:31am / United States (Minnesota) / Kids

Today, I overheard my ripped, handsome, genetically perfect brother telling my mom how "fat people" make him "nervous". I have only recently accepted my weight, after struggling for years. I now understand why my brother rarely talks to me. FML

by anonymous / 07/18/2013 at 9:53am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, my water broke. I called my mom, who had agreed to watch my other two kids while I went to the hospital. When I asked her to come over, she just said, "Sorry, now isn't a good time." FML

by Upset Mommy / 07/14/2013 at 12:32am / United States / Health

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the movies. When the "love scene" came on, she leaned over and made out with the wrong man. FML

by a man / 07/13/2013 at 9:20am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, my husband and I threw a party with non-alcoholic wine. No one acted wasted, until in the last hour my grandmother started slurring her words and slumping. We thought she was joking, until a doctor at the party confirmed she was having a stroke. FML