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Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML
by O-|---<=~ / 10/18/2013 at 7:01pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2013 at 12:26pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother kept nagging at me because my 9-month-old daughter only calms down when I play her metal. She demands I use gospel, otherwise she will turn into a "devil-worshipping lunatic like her mother". FML
by SlapAndTickle / 10/10/2013 at 11:04pm / United States / Kids
by Cereal_mistress / 10/07/2013 at 2:54pm / United States (California) / Love
by Ashley / 10/07/2013 at 2:11am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by A.Summers / 09/30/2013 at 6:41pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Intimacy
by -___- / 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by blackcat37 / 09/28/2013 at 6:53am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by User / 09/23/2013 at 1:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/21/2013 at 2:10pm / United States / Love
by ImTheD0ct0r / 09/20/2013 at 12:37am / United States / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 09/17/2013 at 1:52pm / United States / Love
by Amsterdamned13 / 09/13/2013 at 3:02pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Love
Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML
by whyme / 09/12/2013 at 10:44am / United States (Florida) / Love
- Today, I found the list my wife made of the things she was going to give up for Lent. The first one… Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find a very gorgeous girl in my bed. Her only words… Today, my 6-year-old son asked me what a "sex toy" was. Not really knowing what to tell him, I said…