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  • Town/Country : Groton, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 July 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 13343
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About EmmiAnne : Quiet, shy, and artistic.

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Visits<b>TheRealStunts</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 1:43pm<b>slapstick1982</b> - the 08/16/2016 at 8:51am<b>Scotth901</b> - the 08/14/2016 at 6:35pm<b>Kitteh8601</b> - the 08/12/2016 at 1:08am<b>Infamous_Pickle</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 10:34pm<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 5:16pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 12:26pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 10:09am<b>Fluffyturtle21</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 12:34am<b>Sampe101</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 2:10am<b>ACASEOFU</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 9:32pm<b>robsmit98</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 11:00pm<b>Rozza17</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 5:28am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 5:28pm<b>EricChapelin</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 6:41pm<b>Jake42100</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 4:02pm<b>twitwi2000</b> - the 05/06/2016 at 11:06pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 4:20pm

Fucked!<b>Kitteh8601</b> - the 08/12/2016 at 7:08am<b>Infamous_Pickle</b> - the 08/12/2016 at 4:34am<b>Rintarok5</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 11:16pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 6:26pm<b>Rozza17</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 11:28am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 05/09/2016 at 12:08am<b>tranced_</b> - the 04/23/2016 at 10:20pm<b>barisozdemir</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 12:08pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 02/28/2015 at 5:52am

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EmmiAnne's favorite FMLs

Today, my otherwise lovely boyfriend of a month showed his true colors. He freaked out when he learned that I use tampons instead of pads. He yelled that using them is like cheating on him, because his penis is the only thing that should ever enter me. FML

by O-|---<=~ / 10/18/2013 at 7:01pm / United States (Washington) / Love

Today, I woke up with a raging hangover. I soon checked my phone, only to find that I'd drunkenly sent nude pictures to several friends' numbers, as well as to my own. I'd then replied to my own message, saying that I'm not gay and telling myself to fuck off. FML

by Anonymous / 10/18/2013 at 1:30pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left for work, he came back home, with another woman. FML

by Anonymous / 10/18/2013 at 12:26pm / Norway (Hordaland) / Miscellaneous

Today, my mother kept nagging at me because my 9-month-old daughter only calms down when I play her metal. She demands I use gospel, otherwise she will turn into a "devil-worshipping lunatic like her mother". FML

by SlapAndTickle / 10/10/2013 at 11:04pm / United States / Kids

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML

by Cereal_mistress / 10/07/2013 at 2:54pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML

by Ashley / 10/07/2013 at 2:11am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my parents surprised me by redecorating my room. I think they were more surprised by the box of naughty toys under my bed. FML

by A.Summers / 09/30/2013 at 6:41pm / United Kingdom (Glasgow City) / Intimacy

Today, I sent my boyfriend a text asking him to come over a little later and have some "fun" with me. He texted back, "WTF babe? Breaking Bad's on tonight. You got a dildo, fucking use it." FML

by -___- / 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy

Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML

by blackcat37 / 09/28/2013 at 6:53am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, I texted my girlfriend a long heartfelt loving message for our 2-year anniversary. Her reply was just "K." FML

by User / 09/23/2013 at 1:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, it's my birthday. I don't mind crappy gifts, but I have to wonder why the hell my boyfriend bought me a home enema kit. FML

by Anonymous / 09/21/2013 at 2:10pm / United States / Love

Today, I found my brother wearing nothing but underwear. That would have been okay if it weren't my lingerie. FML

Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really care, if the party hadn't been for me, ahead of my wedding tomorrow. FML

by anonymous / 09/17/2013 at 1:52pm / United States / Love

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend and mother have been sending each other sexually-explicit picture messages. FML

by Amsterdamned13 / 09/13/2013 at 3:02pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Love

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Today, I was standing in line at the grocery store waiting for my husband. After a while, I feel him kissing my neck, so I turn to tell him that it's not appropriate in public. It wasn't my husband. FML

by whyme / 09/12/2013 at 10:44am / United States (Florida) / Love