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by Anon / 12/11/2014 at 1:13pm / Ireland (Cork) / Intimacy
by hh / 12/05/2014 at 4:13pm / United States (South Dakota) / Love
by MissAggravared / 11/19/2014 at 3:27am / United States (Idaho) / Love
by katnl21 / 11/08/2014 at 12:37pm / Canada (Newfoundland) / Health
Today, I was getting everything ready for mine and my husband's first wedding anniversary. Flowers, check. Crisp new bed sheets, check. Silk underwear, check. Crippling cramps and an early period, check. FML
by betterthanhodor / 11/08/2014 at 9:09am / United Kingdom (Suffolk) / Intimacy
by sickyandiknowit / 11/08/2014 at 2:36am / United States (Oregon) / Love
Today, I finally found out why my husband is always so eager and happy to buy me whatever I am craving during my pregnancy. It's because it gives him an excuse to meet up with his mistress and have a quickie. FML
by Anonymous / 11/07/2014 at 6:59pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Intimacy
Today, I took a army-mandated personality evaluation test. The results said I had a high chance of schizophrenia and multiple personality syndrome. Part of me says that the test is probably spot-on, the other part says it has to be a mistake. Apparently this is another sign of schizophrenia. FML
by ArmyIT / 11/05/2014 at 6:42pm / Korea, Republic of / Health
by Australian Lifeguard / 10/21/2014 at 11:18pm / United States (Arizona) / Work
by highfive / 10/16/2014 at 9:27pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by clumsylobster / 10/13/2014 at 5:33pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Health
by Anonymous / 10/05/2014 at 10:42pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/05/2014 at 11:47am / United States (Virginia) / Love
by anon / 08/31/2014 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…