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EmmiAnne
  • Town/Country : Poland, U.S.A
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 July 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 498
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About EmmiAnne : Quiet, shy, artistic and I love My Chemical Romance, and absolutely hate stereotypes.

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Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me. FML

#14757
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25302) - you deserved it (10469)

On 02/08/2009 at 8:55am - misc - by Kath (woman) - Poland (Gdansk)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML

#11922
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26040) - you deserved it (1223)

On 02/06/2009 at 4:32pm - love - by Flabbergasted (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got an email from the local D and D meet up group that the next meeting will be on Feb. 14th. I don't know what is more sad: that the group is meeting on Valentine's Day, or that I have nothing better to do but go. FML

#5128
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19464) - you deserved it (3041)

On 02/02/2009 at 5:41am - love - by Noname - United States (Alabama)

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

#4028
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29642) - you deserved it (9286)

On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

#1389
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26642) - you deserved it (1577)

On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my ex told me he broke up with me because he loved me, and that he was afraid of the commitment. He's living with his new girlfriend now. FML

#1354
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14627) - you deserved it (912)

On 01/16/2009 at 9:58am - love - by Down - United States (Nevada)



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