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Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
by Anonymous / 06/02/2015 at 1:03am / Love
Today, we were discussing evolution at the super-religious school I'm forced to attend. I mentioned homo sapiens, and my teacher mockingly replied, "You actually believe in homo sapiens? Hahahah!" The whole class started laughing. No, not at the teacher; at me. FML
by homo fuckofftus / 05/22/2015 at 1:10pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by bleue / 04/23/2015 at 8:27am / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Kids
Today, I was trying to make a good impression with my fiancé's friends. After a few hours, I thought all was going well. As I walked to the washroom, I heard, "So what disability does she have? No one can be like that without something wrong in their brain." FML
by apparently_disabled / 04/17/2015 at 2:24am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by Bunsostriker / 04/02/2015 at 2:47pm / United States (Michigan) / Money
by soontobewidow / 03/28/2015 at 5:20am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Intimacy
Today, after months of job hunting, I finally got a phone call. They were impressed with me. That's when my son decided to throw a tantrum asking for food. After some silence, the caller told me they were looking for someone who wasn't juggling little kids at home and hung up. My son is 20. FML
by Stressed Mother / 03/18/2015 at 5:26pm / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by headache / 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
by Anonymous / 02/17/2015 at 2:17pm / United States / Intimacy
by OnlyAvailableID / 02/08/2015 at 3:35am / Australia / Animals
by lonesomegal / 01/30/2015 at 1:11pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I went to the local park for some romantic time together. By the time we left, I'd been called a pedo and a cradle robber, and been given several dirty looks. I'm 31. My boyfriend is 30 and just very baby-faced. FML
by Anonymous / 01/28/2015 at 2:28pm / United States (California) / Love
by anon / 01/19/2015 at 12:35am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Proposal Fail / 01/01/2015 at 12:47am / United States (New York) / Love
by Anon / 12/11/2014 at 1:13pm / Ireland (Cork) / Intimacy