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Emmette

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2003
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Emmette's page activity

Visits<b>FML_FuckMyFault</b> - the 04/15/2015 at 10:47pm<b>horriblejoke</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 5:19am<b>thatguywhoskates</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 2:06pm<b>crystalbeau98</b> - the 12/30/2014 at 11:44am<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 9:57am<b>CougeeSwagg</b> - the 05/29/2014 at 8:50pm<b>kkong343</b> - the 04/17/2014 at 7:23am<b>desidog</b> - the 12/05/2013 at 7:29pm<b>DLep205</b> - the 08/11/2013 at 12:48pm<b>IHATEFMYLIFE</b> - the 07/28/2013 at 4:21pm<b>Cian_1</b> - the 06/20/2013 at 5:42pm<b>shorty6823</b> - the 02/18/2013 at 10:11am<b>Bryon_Michael</b> - the 01/04/2013 at 10:58pm<b></b> - the 03/10/2011 at 12:53am<b>missile</b> - the 01/31/2011 at 11:12pm<b>MightyIronHead</b> - the 12/31/2010 at 8:22pm<b>tahrfarce</b> - the 12/12/2010 at 9:09am<b>aarontheawesome</b> - the 11/04/2010 at 7:52am

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Emmette's favorite FMLs

Today, after months of trying, my wife of seven years told me she is finally pregnant. I'm going to be an uncle. FML

#7189298
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63281) - you deserved it (3149)

On 01/06/2010 at 10:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while studying in India, I was peacefully journaling, reflecting and enjoying the beautiful landscape. And then a monkey threw its poo at me. FML

#7160952
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27846) - you deserved it (4788)

On 01/05/2010 at 7:49am - misc - by Anonymous - India (Madhya Pradesh)

Today, I was watching TV with my mom. The new Trojan Ecstasy condom commercial came on. I sat there awkwardly while my mom pulled out her shopping list. I bet you can guess what she added. FML

#6680888
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20670) - you deserved it (2026)

On 12/09/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by aawkward... (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was performing an experiment in science class. The prac required me to shake up a test tube filled with different materials. Taking the test tube in one hand, I shook it up and down. My teacher then stood next to me and said, "It's disturbing how good you are at that." FML

#6186656
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24625) - you deserved it (4822)

On 11/06/2009 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, it was my friend's paintball party and we were doing it in a forest nearby. When I arrived at his house, his parents said they already started, so I geared up and went out there to find that there was a note on a tree. It said 'Sorry', and then twenty people jumped from bushes and ambushed me. FML

#5699307
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34405) - you deserved it (11282)

On 10/07/2009 at 7:13am - misc - by shitballs_911 (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)

Today, I realized that a Ph.D. in Mechanical Engineering does not offer enough knowledge and experience to accomplish some simple, everyday tasks. I have spent the last 12 years designing large robots to scour the seabed for shipwrecks yet the mechanism used to unhook a bra eludes me. FML

#3380486
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46930) - you deserved it (18124)

On 06/30/2009 at 10:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw the following message on my Facebook News Feed: "Morning Sex: [My mom] and [My dad] are fans. Click here to Join" FML

#2498639
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75468) - you deserved it (5324)

On 06/01/2009 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by crazystuff23 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML

#560138
284 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101150) - you deserved it (31147)

On 03/23/2009 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by SLA (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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