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EmmaElaine
  • Town/Country : Carrollton, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 May 1987 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 1108
  • Number of comments : 30
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I took my SUV in to get the oil changed, and the tires rotated. They allowed me to stay there, because they said it would only take 30 minutes. So I sit there in the waiting room, and I look through the window only to see my SUV falling off the lift, from 6 feet in the air. FML

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On 10/23/2009 at 6:09am - misc - by effmylife (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML

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On 09/25/2009 at 1:42pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to an interview for a job I really wanted and am qualified for. I've been looking for months. This job was perfect; close to home and great pay. Needless to say I spent quite a while preparing. Everything was going great until I had to sneeze, which forced out a loud, long fart. FML

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On 09/16/2009 at 6:37am - work - by interviewed (woman) - United States

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

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On 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm - love - by mandy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom. As I looked in the mirror I spotted a zit on my forehead. Keeping my toothbrush in my mouth, I quickly lean in towards the mirror to pop the pimple meanwhile lodging my toothbrush down my throat. I temporarily can't talk. FML

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On 08/30/2009 at 11:22am - misc - by Mirroronthewall (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML

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On 08/30/2009 at 3:12am - health - by tomchuq (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, my little sister recieved a fairy costume from my aunt. She put it on and waves her wand at me. She said,"Abra cadabra bibbity poo. I wish Sydney was pretty." When I did nothing, she put her hands on her hips and says,"Cant you just act pretty?" FML

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On 08/26/2009 at 4:31pm - kids - by yummolives (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

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On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, I’ve learnt that the girl I love thinks I’m gay. To be honest, I’m having doubts too. FML

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On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was writing to my girlfriend on msn when her roommate answered «Sorry, this is not Marie, she is at her boyfriend’s». Really? I've looked everywhere in my flat, I can’t find her. FML

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On 10/25/2008 at 12:56pm - love - by Icy -

Today, the real estate guy came with potential buyers to visit my house. He opened my bedroom while I was wanking. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:31am - intimacy - by rmL -

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I wake up, switch on TV and the first thing I see is the picture of a wanted rapist who looks just like me. I’m afraid to leave home. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi-online -