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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 February 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 17965
  • Number of comments : 21
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46272) - you deserved it (21128)

On 08/11/2009 at 2:40am - love - by JazzSpazz (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. Depressed, I changed my Facebook status to, "Hate me today, hate me tomorrow, hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, liked this. FML

#4443925
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46272) - you deserved it (21128)

On 08/11/2009 at 2:40am - love - by JazzSpazz (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was taking the subway to work when I saw a really hot girl. Noticing that she, like me, had a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is that Double Ds you have there?" She didn't pick up that I was talking about the coffee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18599) - you deserved it (89434)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, in a big argument, my sister uninvited my mom to her wedding. Trying to comfort my mom, I rented Mamma Mia knowing she's wanted to see it for a while. Turns out, Mamma Mia is a mother/daughter feel-good about the daughters wedding. I had no idea, and my mom cried the whole movie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21529) - you deserved it (66126)

On 04/27/2009 at 8:54am - love - by mammamia (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend was really stressed about a guy he works with being a jerk. I told him "if you ignore something long enough, it won't bother you anymore." His response was "I've ignored my herpes for a long time but it still bothers me." We've been having sex for 3 months now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (126501) - you deserved it (20374)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:03pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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