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Emilee63
  • Town/Country : southbend, Indiana
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, and I excitedly called my mother to tell her about our engagement. She half-heartedly said, "Aww, that's nice", before changing the topic to what she'd found in her turd earlier. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26136) - you deserved it (1514)

On 03/07/2013 at 12:10pm - love - by it's shitty, yeah, stfu (man) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML

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On 02/19/2013 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I made a bowl of spaghetti for my girlfriend and me. I tried the move from Lady and the Tramp where the boy and girl both slurp the same piece of spagetti and end up kissing. When I tried it, the spagetti went too down far my throat, and I ended up throwing it up on her. FML

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On 07/06/2009 at 12:54pm - love - by spitballer1 (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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