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Today, I noticed white stuff in my colored clothes as I transferred them from the washer to the dryer. That's when I realized that the white stuff is my paycheck which I had put in my pants earlier. FML
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On 01/03/2010 at 8:18am - money - by broke_kid - United States (North Carolina)
Today, a man proposed to me in classic style on one knee. Unfortunately, I have been telling this man for the last two months that I don't even want to date him. He thinks I'm playing hard to get and is not giving up. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 4:47pm - love - by Unloving (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML
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On 12/31/2009 at 1:23am - health - by .... (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML
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On 12/23/2009 at 11:05am - kids - by meep (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I recieved a phone call from a good guy friend of mine, someone I haven't seen for years. He tells me he has "deep" feelings for me, and wants to know since my husband is deployed, if it would be okay if we "dated" because he told his parents I'm his girlfriend. FML
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On 12/19/2009 at 12:52am - love - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I got fired. By my father. He wants me to drive him to work tomorrow. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 6:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, a woman evidently posted on a chat website asking for any young men to send pictures of their junk to her cell phone. Over 60 messages were sent, mostly by underage boys, most of them including the picture. Only problem. The number posted wasn't hers... It was mine. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML
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On 11/03/2009 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by buckid310 (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, while I was driving out of the student parking lot I saw people laughing. Then the old security lady yelled for me to stop. She told me my books were on the top of my car but one had already fallen off. I looked in my rearview mirror and saw all of my school papers flying everywhere. FML
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On 11/03/2009 at 2:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I found out that my daughter is dating my boss' daughter. I found this out because my extremely homophobic boss told me and wants me to 'heal' them or get fired. I didn't even know my daughter was gay. FML
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On 11/01/2009 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I bought a nice new dress for a work party. But when I went in, a coworker hurried me into the bathroom saying, "Don't worry we can fix this." She thought someone had been sick on me. Thanks. That was just the pattern of the dress. FML
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On 10/27/2009 at 12:43pm - work - by yper (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I failed an oral speech because "I didn't look up once." The problem was, every time I looked up, my teacher looked down. Every time I looked down, she looked up. FML
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On 10/26/2009 at 2:46pm - misc - by oralMistake - United States (Maryland)
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
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On 10/15/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Em - Sent from mobile version
Today, my parents told me they wouldn't be able to afford my senior portraits. That was fine with me, until I found some expensive professional photos in the mail. Of our dog. FML
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On 09/13/2009 at 12:44pm - animals - by sarahpft (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, my friends and I went to the beach and we were tanning when I suddenly saw 10 roses floating in the ocean. I went around to pick up all the roses and threw the petals at my friends. Then I notice a big boat of people in black and white were looking at me with disgust. It was a funeral. FML
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On 09/06/2009 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was following my dad while texting, not really watching where we're going. Suddenly, he ran ahead and I looked up to see what he was doing. We were in the men's bathroom. There were 3 guys at the urinals. I'm a 15 year old girl. FML
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On 09/03/2009 at 7:14pm - misc - by iTerrify (woman) - Canada (New Brunswick)
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