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by lookslikeaboyapparently / 10/19/2010 at 5:23pm / United Kingdom (Falkirk) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML
by anonymous / 10/16/2010 at 11:18am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
Today, I'm on holiday in Vietnam, and was wearing a new shirt. In a restaurant, the waitress pointed at my shirt and said something I couldn't understand, so I just smiled and nodded my head. She then gave me a weird look and walked away. Turns out there was a huge spider on it. FML
by Anonymous / 10/06/2010 at 4:40am / Vietnam / Animals
by danrocketman / 10/05/2010 at 1:16am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I bought a new Ipod to replace my old one which decided to stop working. After purchasing my new nano Ipod, I decided to bang my old Ipod on the desk very hard because it was useless. It started working again. FML
by Anonymous / 09/27/2010 at 11:51am / United Kingdom (Liverpool) / Geek
by soldierboy / 08/29/2010 at 8:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Single / 08/19/2010 at 1:26am / United States (California) / Love
by Speedy / 07/20/2010 at 9:33am / United Kingdom (Durham) / Transportation
Today, I was riding the train and saw a cute guy licking his lips at me. Flattered, I gave him my number when the train stopped. He looked at me and said, "Don't flatter yourself. You have mustard on your face." FML
by anonmys / 07/18/2010 at 5:47pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was horseback riding. Somebody yelled something behind me, so I turned around. Next thing I know, I am on the ground and my head is killing me. It turns out I ran into a tree branch. The person behind me simply said, "Watch out." FML
by Stupid_Chick / 05/31/2010 at 9:09pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Health
Today, I was daydreaming in bed when my phone rang from across the room. I scrambled out of my covers, tripped over a pair of boots I had by the bed, and slipped on some jeans laying on the floor. Luckily, I answered my phone in time, but only to have my mom tell me to clean my room before she got home. FML
by katharine / 03/15/2010 at 4:12pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by SadFace / 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I decided to apply for a credit card to help build up my credit rating. It seemed smart since I'm a 24 year old college graduate. I was rejected for not having a credit history. Being rejected turns out to hurt your credit history. The irony of my predicament is too great for words. FML
by creditwhore / 02/24/2010 at 2:13pm / United States (Missouri) / Money