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by thedeerman / 09/17/2011 at 12:39am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by steph / 09/13/2011 at 5:40pm / China / Miscellaneous
by Stevie / 08/16/2011 at 2:52am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. His sister and I filled the air vents in his car with confetti so when he starts the car, it would blow all over him. In the process we lost the keys. The keys cost $200 to replace. Happy Birthday! FML
by americanbln / 08/01/2011 at 4:44am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking to the store when I ran into one of my friends. He said he heard about my bike being stolen the day before, and that whoever took it was a heartless dick. I hadn't told anyone about the theft. FML
by Username / 07/23/2011 at 5:27pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by m2k / 06/20/2011 at 10:59am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got in my sister's car outside the movie theater and started talking about the movie. When I realized she wasn't saying anything, I looked up to see my ex-boyfriend sitting in the drivers seat. I got in the wrong car. FML
by sucks4me / 06/18/2011 at 12:45am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, I picked up on a telemarketer and started speaking in Portuguese. It turns out that this particular telemarketer spoke it as well. Every time I hung up, he called back. Telemarketers get really excited when they find out someone else speaks their language. FML
by Anonymous / 04/19/2011 at 11:05pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Bailey / 04/05/2011 at 12:04am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids
by Jessica / 03/19/2011 at 5:13pm / Romania (Neamt) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/17/2011 at 6:39pm / Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional) / Money
by Anonymous / 03/03/2011 at 6:18pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, while I was walking home from work, it started to rain. Clutching my bag in one hand, I started to run so I wouldn't get too wet. I saw a man running towards me and all of a sudden he tackled me to the ground. He thought I had stolen someone's handbag. FML
by anonymous / 12/20/2010 at 6:23am / Miscellaneous
Today, I'm training to be a nurse in a hospital. Our teacher asked for a volunteer to demonstrate how bed restraints work. After I was shackled to the bed she said, "Now let's make sure they work. Are you ticklish?" My entire class tickled me until I screamed, cried and nearly wet my pants. FML
by nurse / 11/03/2010 at 8:08am / Reserved / Work