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About Emerant : I'm Emmy. Message me if you want, but I'm not all that interesting. :P I've been reading FMLs for a while, but I just made this account recently because my old username was stupid.
i dont have purfict speling or gramar, nd i relise dat. fell freeh to corectte me.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was "I farted". Well, at least they all laughed. FML
Today, I was sitting on a park bench with my very elderly grandfather while listening to music at a low volume. Suddenly, he turned to me and said very loudly, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD AIDS!" I received strange looks from everyone because he mistook my ear buds for a hearing aid. FML
Today, I was texting two people at once. Trying to respond to my friend's text, I accidentally clicked on this guy's name instead, who I've never met. He just told me about his grandma's funeral he went to that was an open casket. I responded with, "Haha wow you slut, I'm sure you were aroused." FML
Friday 21 November 2014