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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 July 1993 (21 years)
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Today, as a joke, my friends pushed me into the men's restroom and held the door shut. As I was trying to push the door open, I heard a voice behind me say, "Wow. Immaturity, huh?" I turned to find a guy taking a dump in one of the urinals. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53797) - you deserved it (3454)

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