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ElzhiPreface
  • Town/Country : Somewhere, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 26 April 1993 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 23543
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discretely push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54204) - you deserved it (7821)

On 04/02/2009 at 7:05pm - animals - by darlingditz (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was at my bosses house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4 foot cake before passing out. FML

#706614 (185)

I agree, your life sucks (24614) - you deserved it (58654)

On 03/30/2009 at 6:17pm - work - by Donzai (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend and when his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and i thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away I hear her say "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better". FML

#675536 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (63051) - you deserved it (2711)

On 03/29/2009 at 2:40am - love - by crushed (woman) - United States (Florida)