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Elpieo
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Mister
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Today, I realized that I will never be able to buy the car I've wanted since middle school. The car? A greyish-silver Volvo, which is the make and color of car Kurt Cobain drove. The reason? I've been informed that it's also the make and color of the car that Edward Cullen drives in Twilight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29317) - you deserved it (8954)

On 01/10/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by coinoperatedgirl (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I discovered that my boss listens to the things we say about him on the audio-enabled cameras at our work. I'm thus currently jobless. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7565) - you deserved it (30231)

On 11/20/2009 at 8:56am - work - by HellaBomber91 (man) - United States (West Virginia)



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