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EllieMarie
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 August 1994 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 89
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About EllieMarie : Well. Im Kelli. Ellie is my nickname. Why? I dont know really. Im blunt. Im a klutz. haha

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Right as I was really getting into it, he pauses, frowns, and says, "I think I see the pee hole." FML

#1046980 (232)

I agree, your life sucks (76902) - you deserved it (5442)

On 04/17/2009 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my girlfriend what her favorite quality about me was. Her answer, "Your car." FML

#1021410 (113)

I agree, your life sucks (53477) - you deserved it (6290)

On 04/16/2009 at 2:38pm - love - by suckstobeme (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching TV, randomly she starts to undo my belt buckle, unzips my fly and then takes my pants off. Right as I'm starting to get really excited she says to me "Just Joking". FML

#946704 (300)

I agree, your life sucks (111144) - you deserved it (14783)

On 04/13/2009 at 9:44am - intimacy - by Hikara (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him he turns and says "not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML

#934076 (247)

I agree, your life sucks (98961) - you deserved it (6373)

On 04/12/2009 at 6:40pm - love - by cavgirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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