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Today, I can hear my flatmate masturbating loudly and asking himself if he likes it. And replying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51226) - you deserved it (3860)

On 01/01/2013 at 10:20am - intimacy - by ashbeat - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was snuggling with my neighbors four week old kitten while babysitting their kids. I fell asleep, rolled over, and woke up next to a dead kitten. FML

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