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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 November 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 658
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML

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286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16084) - you deserved it (75022)

On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26164) - you deserved it (6640)

On 01/04/2010 at 1:43am - health - by sadface (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I gave my girlfriend a small stun gun I bought for her. She mentioned how she thought it was ''cute'', though it probably wouldn't help if someone was after her. She then put the tazer to my chest. When I woke up, she told me how it was my fault, for buying it for her. FML

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114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43479) - you deserved it (12267)

On 08/09/2009 at 10:13pm - health - by Ducati (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I stayed up all night to study for my anatomy final at 9 a.m. I studied outside the testing room in the hall all night. Apparently I feel asleep with my headphones as my friend woke me up after walking out of the test asking how I did. 300 classmates walked by and no one woke me up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61460) - you deserved it (13769)

On 05/14/2009 at 3:51am - misc - by peoplesuck (man) - United States



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