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  • Number of visits : 5641
  • Number of comments : 85
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Ella : I'm 19, I hate school, but am in the music programme so its not that bad. And I like reading FMLs. (My FMLs aren't that great that's why I have so many others' in favourites) Why do I need to write about me, nobody reads this anyways :P

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Ella's favorite FMLs

Today, I thought it would be funny to hide behind the ice machine at work and jump out randomly and scare people. This resulted in my first victim whacking me in the head with a skateboard. FML

#14222956
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6113) - you deserved it (55017)

On 12/16/2010 at 10:29am - work - by me -

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was "I farted". Well, at least they all laughed. FML

#14211006
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29312) - you deserved it (7999)

On 12/15/2010 at 6:57am - work - by Mike -

Today, I read that using vegetable oil would give your legs a smooth feel, especially if you haven't shaved for weeks. So I tried it out. My legs felt slimy, the oil clogged up the blades, and I was reduced to shaving my legs with a naked razor head and soapy water. Endlessly smooth indeed. FML

#14195214
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6070) - you deserved it (22997)

On 12/13/2010 at 8:55pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to an early Christmas present on my car. It was a nicely wrapped box containing a dead bird, a half eaten sandwich, and a note reading "MERRY F**KING CHRISTMAS STAN." This will probably be my only Christmas present. My name is Luke. FML

#14183645
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25521) - you deserved it (1991)

On 12/12/2010 at 9:36pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

#14175319
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29700) - you deserved it (11956)

On 12/12/2010 at 2:29am - animals - by riddick0846 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was about to get on stage for a choir concert, and realized I had no where to put my phone. Running out of time, I tucked it in the front of my dress and got on stage. I should have put it on silent first. FML

#14162171
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6680) - you deserved it (29076)

On 12/11/2010 at 2:12am - misc - by RingRing - United States (California)

Today, I got mugged. After taking my cell phone, the guy politely said: "Thanks. Have a nice evening. Be careful on your way home." FML

#14119130
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32176) - you deserved it (2751)

On 12/07/2010 at 11:09am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Guatemala (Guatemala)

Today, I was online and I saw a friend that I hadn't talked to in two years come online. I IM'ed him, only for him to respond, "I haven't responded to any messages of yours in over a year. Most people would get the hint." FML

#14062616
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24164) - you deserved it (7446)

On 12/02/2010 at 6:43pm - misc - by wingless_angel_7 (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML

#14050181
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40262) - you deserved it (3032)

On 12/01/2010 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I managed to not think too much about how alone I feel living in a strange city, and I went out to find a quiet place to write and eat. After I ordered my meal, I saw that I was the only diner that was sitting alone at a table. Then 'All By Myself' came on the radio. FML

#14040843
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31339) - you deserved it (3207)

On 11/30/2010 at 9:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - Italy

Today, I went to see a psychiatrist for my depression and low self esteem. While in the waiting room, I overheard a guy telling his friend how ugly I am. FML

#14023842
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34744) - you deserved it (3437)

On 11/29/2010 at 1:58pm - health - by sadness - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I was ambushed by a very angry beaver. FML

#13728170
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27218) - you deserved it (4929)

On 11/05/2010 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, after moving house, changing my number, my email, and beginning legal action to get away from a girl who was stalking me, I decided to go to the movies to relax. As soon as I got in my seat, that same girl walked into the nearly empty theatre. She sat next to me. FML

#13723810
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35675) - you deserved it (2691)

On 11/05/2010 at 5:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my girlfriend of two years dumped me, because I'd changed too much for her to bear, and I was breaking her heart. How did I change? I got braces. FML

#13713440
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32462) - you deserved it (2896)

On 11/04/2010 at 11:04am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend informed me that she is still in love with the guy she cheated on me with. She admitted that she would be willing to do anything with him if he wanted to. And, "He's a better kisser too." FML

#13283884
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31133) - you deserved it (4709)

On 10/02/2010 at 12:22am - love - by laterchoice (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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