About Elizabethio : My name is Elizabeth. I love animals, especially dogs. I also love my family and my awesome boyfriend.
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Today, I fell asleep in a lecture. I laughed at something amusing in Dreamworld, but the laugh came out as a prolonged creepy groan in Lectureworld. I woke up to see everyone within a 5 meter radius staring at me. FML
by teepee / 11/13/2009 at 10:53am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got an email from my cute teacher about reminding us to bring stuff for the next lesson. As a joke I clicked on reply and wrote about how I think he is so cute and handsome. Right then and there I clicked to go look at other messages. A little box came up..."MESSAGE SENT". FML
by mylifereallysuks / 11/08/2009 at 1:07am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was playing Farmville all day, and I was really into the game. I was getting phone calls all day, but I kept ignoring them cause I was making so much Farm Money. Come to find out it was my son's school. He fell off the jungle gym and broke his arm. FML
by stewhart / 10/24/2009 at 3:25am / United States (Alabama) / Kids
by scarred / 10/22/2009 at 8:30am / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML
by Sbfreak510 / 10/16/2009 at 12:30pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the Salvation Army when I saw a wheelchair in the miscellaneous aisle. I thought it would be fun to ride around in it. As I was wheeling it back to where I found it, I made it back just as it's owner was hobbling out of the dressing room. FML
by imok / 10/07/2009 at 1:58pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friends and I went to the beach and we were tanning when I suddenly saw 10 roses floating in the ocean. I went around to pick up all the roses and threw the petals at my friends. Then I notice a big boat of people in black and white were looking at me with disgust. It was a funeral. FML
by Anonymous / 09/06/2009 at 7:09pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML
by flexibleflatulance / 09/04/2009 at 11:07pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/25/2009 at 8:52pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by jellybean_94 / 08/15/2009 at 12:33am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML
by Alice / 08/01/2009 at 4:15am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a check-up with my dermatologist. When I took off my pants, she noticed a small mark on my penis and was concerned. I had to inform her that it was not in fact a mole, but a bruise from getting it stuck in a Snapple bottle two days prior to the check-up. FML
by Best-stuf-on-Earth / 07/12/2009 at 3:07am / United States (California) / Health
by unemployed / 07/10/2009 at 11:08am / United States (Colorado) / Work
Today, my mom walks into my room, with a serious look on her face asks me "When a man is getting it from behind, the man on top orgasms, but what happens to the man on bottom? Do you think he takes care of himself or what?" Hand motions were included. FML
by Anonymous / 06/09/2009 at 4:14am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I went to put my laptop on a desk when I got a text message. I was startled by my ringtone and dropped my laptop on the ground. It now has dent marks on the bottom. The text message was from an annoying friend simply saying "I'm eating a hot dog." FML
by Anonymous / 05/31/2009 at 6:09pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous