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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 December 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 808
  • Number of comments : 43
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About ElizaZee : So thanks for visiting, have fun stalking me... You can message me if you want, I'll try to respond. So I guess I have a pretty good sense of humor, blond hair, hazel eyes, I'm 5'6", and 15 years old. I love FML, but my old account with several confirmed FMLs got deleted :(
Likes: Film Photography, The Office (TV show), the Internet, art

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Today, I helped my brother propose to his girlfriend of 5 years in the spot where they had first met. As he delivered his heartfelt speech, a sizable crowd appeared. When he got down on one knee, she punched him in the gut, yelled, "I never loved you", and ran away. Now he won't talk to me. FML


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On 09/18/2013 at 9:45pm - love - by ElizaZee (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML


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On 09/04/2012 at 12:44pm - love - by noname1025 - United States (Colorado)

Today, I fractured a bone in my knee. Now not only do I have to wear a huge knee brace for the next two months, I'll have to sit around in a hotel room all of next week while my family has fun skiing in the mountains. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24262) - you deserved it (2478)

On 03/30/2012 at 9:43pm - health - by Fractured - United States

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