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About ElizaZee : So thanks for visiting, have fun stalking me... You can message me if you want, I'll try to respond. So I guess I have a pretty good sense of humor, blond hair, hazel eyes, I'm 5'6", and 15 years old. I love FML, but my old account with several confirmed FMLs got deleted :(
Likes: Film Photography, The Office (TV show), the Internet, art
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Today, I helped my brother propose to his girlfriend of 5 years in the spot where they had first met. As he delivered his heartfelt speech, a sizable crowd appeared. When he got down on one knee, she punched him in the gut, yelled, "I never loved you", and ran away. Now he won't talk to me. FML
Today, I fractured a bone in my knee. Now not only do I have to wear a huge knee brace for the next two months, I'll have to sit around in a hotel room all of next week while my family has fun skiing in the mountains. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
Friday 27 February 2015