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Today, I was walking down the street on my way to work, when an old lady's walking stick caught my leg and sent me crashing to the ground. She apologised for the accident and watched me stumble to my feet. I said not to worry. Just as I turned to leave, I could swear a smirk crept over her face. FML
by Lucas79 / 10/07/2011 at 9:23pm / Australia / Work
by Yoda / 07/08/2011 at 1:23am / United States (New York) / Geek
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by howler / 02/15/2011 at 1:44am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/18/2010 at 12:21am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was messing around on my laptop by drawing on the screen with a marker pen. When it came time to clean it off, it wouldn't budge. Now I have a full beard and mustache etched permanently on my computer screen. FML
by dumbass1991 / 12/12/2010 at 2:36pm / United States (Washington) / Geek
by Anonymous / 12/05/2010 at 1:25am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/17/2010 at 1:55am / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
by elevenharries / 06/03/2010 at 4:54am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
Today, I marched into my workplace yelling "take this job and shove it", under the impression I would be on a flight in a few days out of here. However, the airline has informed me I cannot fly until April because cargo is too cold for my dog this time of year. Jobless, four weeks to wait. FML
by EnemyofKarma / 03/04/2010 at 3:52am / Canada (Northwest Territories) / Work
Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML
by DUMMIE / 03/03/2010 at 7:07pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Dog fart / 02/13/2010 at 11:08am / United States / Animals
by Hm / 02/07/2010 at 11:03pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I took my cat to the vet. He said he felt a strange lump that could be serious. I got really upset and picked her up, crying. The vet then told me I had to put her down. Absolutely devastated by having to euthanize my cat, I passed out. He meant I had to put her back on the table. FML
by sadcat / 02/06/2010 at 10:19am / United States (New Hampshire) / Animals
- Today, my wife was talking to our 9 month-old baby. “Your father really is an example.” I smiled,… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…