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- Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new… Today, my boyfriend was making salsa and got jalepeno juice all over his mouth. A little bit later,… Today, my husband and I decided to have a quickie before the kids woke up from their nap. The sex…