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Eladar
  • Town/Country : Lincoln, UK
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 January 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 13520
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Eladar : Yeah, I like guitar, and chillin...

Wanna chat, then just add me on bksearson@hotmail.co.uk (but don't forget to tell me you're from here =p)

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Today, I tried having intercourse with my boyfriend, and about 30 seconds in, I heard flipping. He was looking at a porn magazine. "It's to keep my erection" he answered. FML

#653658 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (76746) - you deserved it (6635)

On 03/27/2009 at 11:16pm - intimacy - by VampiresSayRawr (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I finally decided to tell him I love him. He told me that he loved me too... like a sister! The love of my life has been sleeping with his "sister" for three months. FML

#653617 (118)

I agree, your life sucks (54269) - you deserved it (3353)

On 03/27/2009 at 11:15pm - love - by Samsonites (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mother was vaccuming the stairs. Trying to be polite, I climbed over the banister to the floor above, so I wouldn't interrupt her. She looked at me odd and said, "I'm surprised that held your weight." The banister is maple and steel. FML

#653813 (41)

I agree, your life sucks (41045) - you deserved it (3604)

On 03/27/2009 at 11:15pm - misc - by Anonymity (man) - Canada

Today, I was talking to my guy friend about prom. I told him I was turned down by 7 guys. So he said "Well, you could always ask me." I then said "Do you want to go to prom with me?" His response was "Nope...now that's 8!" FML

#650429 (206)

I agree, your life sucks (97851) - you deserved it (17202)

On 03/27/2009 at 8:38pm - love - by rejected (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML

#650213 (225)

I agree, your life sucks (8062) - you deserved it (89118)

On 03/27/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Creep (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML

#632054 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (89792) - you deserved it (5533)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:38pm - love - by bride (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was entered into an online contest where they announce your name on the radio and if you call in within an hour they pay your bills for you. I'm unemployed, so I got really excited when they announced my name. My call wouldn't go through - I hadn't paid my phone bill and the line was disconnected. FML

#630106 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (55196) - you deserved it (19953)

On 03/26/2009 at 8:24pm - money - by Broke (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML

#629256 (93)

I agree, your life sucks (50921) - you deserved it (3096)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:49pm - misc - by denied - United States (Delaware)

Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML

#625298 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (111894) - you deserved it (12757)

On 03/26/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by Voice29 (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I was on a blind date with a girl my friend set me up with. We went to a fancy restaurant and she ordered the shrimp. I told her, "I'm allergic to shrimp, so you shouldn't order it in case I want to kiss you later." She looked at the waiter and said, "I'll have the shrimp." FML

#621353 (171)

I agree, your life sucks (52329) - you deserved it (23952)

On 03/26/2009 at 1:11pm - love - by johnfrank (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend came up to me and told me we would never do anything sexual in our relationship. She said I was too adorable to take seriously in bed. FML

#620821 (179)

I agree, your life sucks (96073) - you deserved it (6112)

On 03/26/2009 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I had my girlfriend over and we we're watching a movie in my basement. I run upstairs and pop a bag of popcorn. Later I come downstairs to find my 10 year old brother sitting next to my girlfriend saying," My brother always says he wants to screw your brains out, whatever that means". FML

#620278 (115)

I agree, your life sucks (20524) - you deserved it (53081)

On 03/26/2009 at 11:42am - kids - by CaoNiMa (man) - China (Beijing)

Today, I texted this girl that I really like. I got a message back saying "Your message to 903-***-**** could not go through due to a disconnection, thanks, Alltel services." I overheard her later at lunch saying she sent the message, and laughed with her friends about it. FML

#619804 (139)

I agree, your life sucks (49717) - you deserved it (7398)

On 03/26/2009 at 10:54am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that driving five miles an hour under the posted speed limit is "suspicious" and cause for a field sobriety test, breathalyzer, having your car searched and being handcuffed on the side of the road. FML

#619035 (157)

I agree, your life sucks (62874) - you deserved it (8021)

On 03/26/2009 at 8:15am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

#618909 (375)

I agree, your life sucks (138195) - you deserved it (18729)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)