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El_Pwnzor

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 August 1985 (31 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1471
  • Number of comments : 37
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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El_Pwnzor's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my husband. As I was undressing, he said, "Arr, I spy me some booty!" I let it go, I'm used to his embarassing pirate talk. But as he orgasmed, he screamed, "I'VE FOUND THE BURIED TREASURE!" My neighbors heard in the apartment next door and called to let me know. FML

by piratequeen / 08/07/2009 at 1:39pm / United States (Mississippi) / Intimacy

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he asked me what day it was. I told him, "Friday." He jumped up and ran over to the TV yelling, "Oh my God! Shark week is almost over!!" I was cock-blocked by the Discovery Channel. FML

by Anonymous / 08/07/2009 at 11:16am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy