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  • Number of visits : 5265
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML

#14973711
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43100) - you deserved it (3035)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:14pm - love - by sexyredhead - United States

Today, I found out that the candy bracelet my sister gave me a few days ago was actually a candy cock ring she'd used on her boyfriend just a few hours prior. Apparently, she didn't like the taste. I however, did. FML

#14973308
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36780) - you deserved it (4299)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46771) - you deserved it (9264)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML

#14955015
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44801) - you deserved it (6039)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:32am - intimacy - by Eva - Sent from mobile version

Today, my mom left me at home with a babysitter. I'm 17. FML

#14941696
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35651) - you deserved it (4939)

On 02/11/2011 at 10:10pm - misc - by allgrowedup - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

#14512160
461 comments

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On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at a new shopping mall. After an hour, I desperately needed to use the bathroom. Spotting one, I ran inside, locked myself in a cubicle and relieved myself. The toilet paper was out so I knocked on the cubicle beside me to ask for some. A lady's voice answered. She needed some too. FML

#11825114
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30743) - you deserved it (4922)

On 07/12/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by Wrongtoilet (man) - Singapore

Today, I was really bored and decided to annoy my mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug my mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

#8905229
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8780) - you deserved it (32706)

On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today, my looks alone made a girl cry. FML

#8893190
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28573) - you deserved it (4392)

On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43156) - you deserved it (9579)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was sick with the flu so my boyfriend announced that he would make me some chicken soup. It was touching until I stumbled to the kitchen and found out that his "chicken soup" was actually leftover KFC bones boiled in water. FML

#7609495
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29957) - you deserved it (3788)

On 01/27/2010 at 9:05am - misc - by samantha (woman) - Singapore

Today, I was watching Free Willy with my boyfriend. It was at the part where the boy leaned into the water to give Willy a hug. I asked, "How do you even hug a whale?" My boyfriend rolled over and gave me a hug, and said, "Like this." FML

#7165792
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36409) - you deserved it (12967)

On 01/05/2010 at 5:03pm - love - by leigh2812 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I witnessed my drunk grandmother attempting the Single Ladies dance, complete with hip gyrations and ass slapping. FML

#7125944
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29074) - you deserved it (3282)

On 01/03/2010 at 1:06pm - misc - by ohdear (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, I was trying to see how far I could get away from the toilet while pissing. Instead I tripped over backwards and pissed all over my face. FML

#7101810
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7260) - you deserved it (65355)

On 01/02/2010 at 8:41am - misc - by pissfaced (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML

#6971374
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30738) - you deserved it (7097)

On 12/27/2009 at 9:19am - love - by porkythighs (woman) - Singapore



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