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Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561 (490)

I agree, your life sucks (4712) - you deserved it (36908)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was on Tiger TV, our high school's monthly TV program which was shown at lunch today. I was being interviewed and at one point the reporter made me laugh. I have a goose laugh so everyone in the lunch room started laughing. Then they played it in slow motion. Twice. FML

#6722034 (52)

I agree, your life sucks (18336) - you deserved it (2482)

On 12/12/2009 at 12:26pm - misc - by Goosey (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my boss asked me to call his new phone to make sure it's working. When his phone didn't ring, he looked at my phone to confirm I called him. My boss then saw that I'd entered him into my phonebook as "douche bag". FML

#4105054 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (8225) - you deserved it (53298)

On 07/28/2009 at 11:23am - work - by dotcomboy - United States

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

#1352 (35)

I agree, your life sucks (4496) - you deserved it (19539)

On 01/16/2009 at 9:36am - misc - by Gob - United States (Massachusetts)