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ElLute
  • Town/Country : Helsingborg, Sweden
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 August 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 3125
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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ElLute's favorite FMLs

Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11831) - you deserved it (34532)

On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am - work - by Almostfunny (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I woke up after a dream where I got it good from none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. The problem? I'm a guy, and straight. Apparently my subconscious has a fetish for old Austrian bodybuilders. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19793) - you deserved it (4354)

On 12/04/2010 at 6:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I was sent to the hospital for being knocked out with a potato. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20116) - you deserved it (2569)

On 01/11/2010 at 10:40pm - health - by brileyyyy - United States (Missouri)

Today, my friend told me that semen was inflammable. Later at night I jacked off into a sock and then, excitedly, tried to lit the sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very much not inflammable. Naked, I shook my sock in the air so it would extinguish while my semen splashed out all over my room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5703) - you deserved it (82102)

On 06/27/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by notinflammable (man) - United States (Rhode Island)