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ElIyy
  • Town/Country : sweden
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  • Birth Date : Friday 18 December 1992 (21 years)
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  • Number of comments : 3
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Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

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