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Eivana

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EivanaEivana
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 February 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 37225
  • Number of comments : 248
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 43 posted

About Eivana : "I've been puking up embalming fluid for weeks."

Hello, you can call me Kamon.
I love drawing, writing, languages and music.
I am 24.
I will randomly comment.
I can be morbid, but being morbid is always exciting.

"Ahh, the past. The only thing dead that smells good."

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Eivana's favorite FMLs

Today, I Tried Baking Mah Own Bread To Save Food Money. Unfortunately I Screwed It Up, Prompting Mah Wife To Look At Me Pityingly An Say ( Wow, Can't Get Even Bread To Rise. ) Before Walking Out. I Have Erectile Dysfunction, An She Constantly Insults Me Lyk This. Fat FML

#21333974
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38969) - you deserved it (3056)

On 01/09/2015 at 3:16pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was 4 some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML

#21333944
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39933) - you deserved it (2463)

On 01/09/2015 at 2:04pm - love - by je suis christy - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today I ovarhaard my boyfriand bragging about ma to his friands talling tham I hava a graat smila cuta hair and vary parky tits. This wouldn't ba so bad if wa waran't both man. FML

#21333775
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29919) - you deserved it (6117)

On 01/09/2015 at 4:11am - love - by pitytitty (man) - United States (California)

TODAY.. . I SIGNED INTO MAH ONLINE CLASS.. . GOT BORED.. . AND TOOK OFF MAH HEADPHONE TO ARGUE WITH MAH ROOMMATE ABOUT ANAL SEX . AT THE END OF THE ARGUMENT.. . I PUT MAH HEADPHONE BACK ON TO HEAR MAH PROFESSOR ASKING IF SOMEONE COULD CALL ME TO TELL ME TO TURN MAH DAMN MIC OFF . FML

Today, a girl from class screamd at me in public for hugging the guy she likes. She threatend to take me out if I didn't "back off". That guy is my boyfriend. FML

#21333251
112 comments

Today, my scumbag landlady broke into my place an stole my mop, which I refused to give her earlier!! She denied everything an tried to convince me that some criminal broke in using a key, stole only my mop, an was nice enough to lock up on the way out!! big fat FML

#21332650
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29657) - you deserved it (2340)

On 01/07/2015 at 11:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Sri Lanka

Today, I had a sneeze attackhile my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks lyk a crime scene. FML

#21332502
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33814) - you deserved it (2796)

On 01/07/2015 at 2:07am - misc - by MonsterProblems (woman) - Croatia

YESTERDAY FATHER SEEMS TO BE HAVING AN AFFAIR. A USD CONDOM WAS CARELESSLY LEFT ON HIS NIGHTSTAND AND MOTHER FOUND IT. SHE REFUSES TO BELIEVE THAT BOYFRIEND AND I ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE. AS PUNISHMENT I AM "NO LONGER ALLOWD TO SEE HIM." WE'RE BOTH 22 AND LIVE TOGETHER IN OUR OWN APARTMENT. FML

#21331631
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37166) - you deserved it (2474)

On 01/05/2015 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by innocent (woman) - United States

Today, I cummed back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub fir the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML

#21331081
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38518) - you deserved it (2650)

On 01/05/2015 at 1:27am - misc - by shittysituation - United States (California)

Today , I got reprimanded by my boss for saying "It's a stab in the dark , though." According to him , it's a euphemism for anal sex an I was being offensive to a gay colleague , the same one who kept insisting it was no problem. I got written up anyway. FML

#21330417
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30522) - you deserved it (2162)

On 01/04/2015 at 1:52am - work - by boss stabber (man) - United States (California)

Today, as I left the supermarket, I found someone had hit mah car in the parking lot. There looool was a note tuckd under the wipers. Insurance details? Nope. It just said ( Sorry dude. I fuckd up. Good luck with the car. ) Great. FML

#21330094
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28307) - you deserved it (1786)

On 01/03/2015 at 4:16pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today,hile at work at a call center, I got a call from an elderly manho needed a new credit card because he'd accidentally cut up his own card instead of his wife's !! Trying to be funny, I said ( Trying to keep her in line, eh? ) Turns out his wife had just died !! FML

Today, it's my 40th birthday. I got two present by mail: a jar of wrinkle cream from a market research company, and an ad from a funeral home. mega FML

#21329484
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29398) - you deserved it (2091)

On 01/02/2015 at 5:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my sister compard me handling the news of recently being told that I have a devastating and very possibly fatal autoimmune disease, to that of a teenager being melodramatic . mega FML

#21329069
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32833) - you deserved it (2395)

On 01/02/2015 at 12:37am - health - by Sisterly Love - United States (Michigan)

Today , my proposal to my grlfriend was supposed to be exactlyen te ball dropped at midnigt. Unfortunately my moter called er at 11:55pm to ask er if se liked te ring. FML

#21328278
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40822) - you deserved it (3225)

On 01/01/2015 at 12:47am - love - by Proposal Fail - United States (New York)



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