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Eivana

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EivanaEivana
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 February 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 43559
  • Number of comments : 250
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 45 posted

About Eivana : "I've been puking up embalming fluid for weeks."

Hello, you can call me Kamon.
I love drawing, writing, languages and music.
I am 24.
I will randomly comment.
I can be morbid, but being morbid is always exciting.

"Ahh, the past. The only thing dead that smells good."

Eivana's page activity

Visits<b>howlingbasher</b> - 12 hours ago<b>fallenkilljoy</b> - yesterday at 12:25am<b>boostedc</b> - yesterday at 4:38pm<b>Redoxx</b> - yesterday at 12:05pm<b>pleasedie</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 1:03pm<b>GodfriedGrobler</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 10:28am<b>AyeJay101</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 9:10am<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 1:08pm<b>jonloran</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 6:11pm<b>UkeSenpai</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 10:25pm<b>Cacksonic</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 5:04am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 4:27am<b>tranced_</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 11:25am<b>TheGreastest</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 4:12pm<b>Pyneapple</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 1:45am<b>pikon</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 6:00am<b>pish</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 7:52pm<b>nhbasskid13</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 12:45am

Fucked!<b>GodfriedGrobler</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 4:28pm<b>Semperfi92340</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 7:08pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 5:26pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 2:43pm<b>LanceGoodthrust</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 4:09am<b>rafa015</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 12:54am<b>NoNamedBrilliant</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 8:11am<b>AnalAssassin1</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 5:18pm<b>brokenjawskhan</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 10:01am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 4:31am<b>robertd73</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 6:49am

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Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Eivana's favorite FMLs

Today, I desperately needed to let off some steam at work, so I went outside and screamed obscenities at the top of my lungs, before heading back inside. The police then showed up to investigate complaints of a "raving lunatic" in the area. FML

#21403035
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19075) - you deserved it (21833)

On 05/01/2015 at 6:17pm - work - by RavingLunatic (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time. I moved my leg to wrap it around him and accidentally hit his penis. Without thinking, I said, "Sorry little guy!" FML

#21402047
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31195) - you deserved it (9708)

On 04/29/2015 at 10:25pm - intimacy - by MiniJeans - United States (Florida)

Today, I found the eggshells from the nest belonging to the little bird that lives outside my house. They were covered in blood and it was quite obvious that they had been eaten. While I was looking at them, the mother bird came over and attacked me. FML

#21402034
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27545) - you deserved it (3074)

On 04/29/2015 at 10:08pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

#21401745
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33794) - you deserved it (4519)

On 04/29/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I orgasmed in front of someone for the first time. Too bad it was my dad who didn't knock before coming in. FML

#21399489
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33815) - you deserved it (5241)

On 04/25/2015 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boss asked if I could spare a few minutes to finish off the last of his paperwork backlog. I'm pretty desperate for a raise, so I said sure. Turns out the "small", "should-take-a-few-minutes" backlog consists of 3 desk-high stacks of documents. Goodbye, cruel world. FML

#21399405
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27155) - you deserved it (2680)

On 04/25/2015 at 8:58am - work - by Anonymous (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, a cute, new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML

#21399135
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26638) - you deserved it (3392)

On 04/24/2015 at 5:46pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I came out as bisexual to my 17-year-old sister. She was quiet for a second, then told me she knows for sure I only have "girl parts". I had to explain to her the difference between being bi and being a hermaphrodite. FML

#21397585
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29616) - you deserved it (3142)

On 04/21/2015 at 7:00pm - intimacy - by Notthatone (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I went to the dentist for the first time in years. His first comment upon inspecting my teeth: "Meth. Hell of a drug." FML

#21395729
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27806) - you deserved it (10034)

On 04/18/2015 at 12:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to have a cervical biopsy. The doctor said I would feel slight cramping as she scraped cells from inside the cervix. I guess by "slight cramping" she meant I would shit, throw up, and then pass out. FML

#21395495
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30721) - you deserved it (1958)

On 04/17/2015 at 11:15pm - health - by khaoslife - United States (Kentucky)

Today, a friendly game of Cards Against Humanity somehow ended in a screaming match, my best friend's mother pulling out her tits, and me getting bit in the foot by a dog. FML

Today, my husband told me he doesn't see the point in trying anymore, and that he no longer loves me. I was devastated. He stayed on the couch while I went to bed. Ten minutes later, he said, "Do you mind? I'm trying to sleep." and asked me to shut up. FML

Today, I got up feeling refreshed and positive for the first time in ages, so I happily threw my window open to greet the beautiful morning. A bee flew into my eye. FML

#21394396
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29641) - you deserved it (2679)

On 04/15/2015 at 10:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, my dad tricked the local biker gang into believing he's actually part of the Russian mob. FML

Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because he, "doesn't want to be near a bitch who doesn't know her place". He then told me to give him a ride home. FML

#21392816
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34052) - you deserved it (2823)

On 04/13/2015 at 6:43am - love - by whymanwhy (woman) - Czech Republic



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