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Eivana

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Eivana

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 February 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 49000
  • Number of comments : 259
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 47 posted

About Eivana : "I've been puking up embalming fluid for weeks."

Hello, you can call me Kamon.
I love drawing, writing, languages and music.
I am 24.
I will randomly comment.
I can be morbid, but being morbid is always exciting.

"Ahh, the past. The only thing dead that smells good."

Eivana's page activity

Visits<b>jewstooge</b> - 7 hours ago<b>2ndSucks</b> - 9 hours ago<b>lunar999</b> - 10 hours ago<b>lindacollins423</b> - 16 hours ago<b>imafan123</b> - 18 hours ago<b>juanpegler</b> - 21 hours ago<b>christofferkamal</b> - 22 hours ago<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - 22 hours ago<b>sexymomo1234</b> - 22 hours ago<b>Ateeb</b> - yesterday at 9:05pm<b>spockadelic</b> - yesterday at 8:14pm<b>Matheo</b> - yesterday at 5:41pm<b>hayleymaybe</b> - yesterday at 1:06pm<b>hantu69</b> - yesterday at 12:55pm<b>Dave027</b> - yesterday at 12:54pm<b>imkool136</b> - yesterday at 12:45pm<b>SaniK</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 11:51am<b>daveydavidson111</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 9:27am

Fucked!<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - 16 hours ago<b>python199</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 3:25am<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 3:26am<b>bambixhooker</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 9:01pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 5:46pm<b>paravoz</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 8:03am<b>keiNan</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 4:29am<b>Matheo</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 10:37pm<b>infantrysoldier</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 7:31pm<b>dudeguy1989</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 5:55pm<b>venomXVII</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 4:37pm<b>xluciferx666</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 3:26pm<b>pizza12</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 3:23pm<b>thunderfucked</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 1:45am<b>tinkdatank</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 4:38pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 4:13am<b>Nadron</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 4:47am<b>dylanger16</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 7:23pm

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Eivana's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad has apparently decided that it's too much of a bother to put clothes on when he gets out of bed. He's been walking around in his tighty-whiteys for hours now. FML

#21425446
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21942) - you deserved it (2112)

On 06/13/2015 at 1:10pm - misc - by pantsareathing (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my homophobic boyfriend, who I was giving a chance to grow the fuck up and get over his obsession with bashing gays, has been cheating on me with another man. FML

#21425403
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37400) - you deserved it (4166)

On 06/13/2015 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick our son up from daycare. His excuse? Fighting in a battle in World of Warcraft was far more important and he had to stay absolutely focused. Our son had to wait for two hours. FML

#21424976
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29043) - you deserved it (4507)

On 06/12/2015 at 12:51pm - misc - by poor baby - Germany

Today, I arrived at the salon to get my hair done for prom. The lady at the front desk insisted I didn't have an appointment. After looking back on my recent calls, it turned out I called the wrong number and whatever asshole was on the other line played along. FML

#21424643
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27733) - you deserved it (3551)

On 06/11/2015 at 7:14pm - misc - by Badhairday - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked in on my husband going down on another woman. Instead of speaking, he looked at me, got up, and slammed the door. FML

#21424579
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32703) - you deserved it (2270)

On 06/11/2015 at 4:51pm - intimacy - by lolatmylovelife - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to endure the most mortifying ambulance ride of my life after my fiancé's cock ring got stuck on my tongue piercing. As I was trying not to choke or vomit, he actually high-fived one of the EMTs and tried to get him to take a picture on his phone. FML

#21424446
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29669) - you deserved it (8602)

On 06/11/2015 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by awkward - United Kingdom (Dumfries and Galloway)

Today, the main file and backups of the book I've been writing for 2 and a half years mysteriously vanished. It turned out my mum decided that me spending so much time in my room must mean I'm watching porn, and so she trashed everything. FML

#21424410
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29082) - you deserved it (2003)

On 06/11/2015 at 10:37am - misc - by 4lphab3t4 (man) - United Kingdom (Harrow)

Today, a customer yelled, "I'll bash your fuckin' face in, cunt" at me at 9:30am because we don't serve the lunch menu at breakfast time. Yes, the 15-year-old girl in high school is responsible for McDonald's entire menu. FML

#21424396
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28526) - you deserved it (1739)

On 06/11/2015 at 9:44am - work - by McFuckYouTooCunt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, the 4-year-old I was babysitting came up to me all happy, saying she went to the bathroom like a "big girl". Knowing she was just potty trained, I asked if she'd remembered to flush. Looking at me confused, she said, "But it's in my room." FML

#21424205
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25672) - you deserved it (1832)

On 06/10/2015 at 11:04pm - kids - by AdoKitty (woman) - United States (California)

Today, our mouse problem finally started to go away. Now we have a snake problem. FML

#21423927
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22665) - you deserved it (1794)

On 06/10/2015 at 1:55pm - misc - by Eisenhorn (man) - United States

Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML

#21423894
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35188) - you deserved it (6961)

On 06/10/2015 at 12:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my apparently insane and now ex-girlfriend actually claimed she didn't technically cheat on me, because she set her Facebook relationship to "single" before screwing my brother. FML

#21423879
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29789) - you deserved it (1795)

On 06/10/2015 at 11:28am - intimacy - by waiting till marriage, she said (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my housemate got back at me for asking for her share of a bill by losing her virginity to the guy I like, very loudly. FML

#21423445
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25936) - you deserved it (2005)

On 06/09/2015 at 4:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Ireland

Today, I went to the living room where my mother was so I could ask her about something. I found her lying pantsless on the couch trying to cut her pubic hair with a pair of scissors. FML

#21422975
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26107) - you deserved it (1862)

On 06/08/2015 at 7:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was excited because a friend had added me to a new Facebook chat consisting of my tight circle of friends from last year's summer camp. I then saw when the chat had been created. They kept me out of the chat for almost an entire year before deciding to add me. FML



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