About Eivana : I'm Kamon.
"I've been puking up embalming fluid for weeks."
Call me Kamon. You won't catch me on the RPG scene much, but when it comes to survival horrors, you got me. I love writing stories and playing video games. I love Slender Man and Pokemon, Digimon or BeyBlade. I'm picky about my music. There isn't a specific band that I like, but I like many different songs. My favorite Pokemon is Weavile. Drop me a line if you want.
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Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML
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On 09/10/2012 at 1:52pm - intimacy - by killmenow - United States (Washington)
Today, an unknown number left me a lengthy voicemail of what sounds like two people having sex. This is the closest I've gotten to real-life sex in 2 years. I listened to it three times. FML
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On 09/05/2012 at 12:44am - intimacy - by anonymous (man) - Australia
Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML
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On 09/03/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
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On 09/03/2012 at 4:17am - love - by ugly (woman) - United States
Today, my little sister came home crying because someone had shown her a video about the Slender Man. Trying to calm her down, I explained to her that he wasn't real, just like Santa Claus. She looked up at me and said "Santa's not real?" It's been 3 hours, and she hasn't stopped crying. FML
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On 09/02/2012 at 6:07am - kids - by The Horrible Older Sister - United States (Arizona)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML
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On 08/26/2012 at 1:03am - love - by wtf - New Zealand (Southland)
Today, my boyfriend actually held onto my love handles while we were having sex. He said they "made it easier." FML
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On 08/24/2012 at 9:53am - intimacy - by chunkymonkey (woman) - United States
Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML
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On 08/18/2012 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by sal (woman) - United States (Idaho)
Today, everyone found out about the strange but intense fetish I have for women physically lifting me. It all came out when my friend, a female bodybuilder, decided to grab and pick me up for a laugh. I came in my pants, in front of about twenty people. FML
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On 07/25/2012 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, while bussing at my restaurant job, I felt a cold, wet animal slither down my leg. I started shrieking loudly and dancing dementedly to get it off, and everyone in the restaurant turned to stare. Then I realized there was a hole in my pocket and some quarters had slid out down my leg. FML
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On 07/23/2012 at 11:41am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML
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On 07/20/2012 at 1:13am - money - by Rachel - United States
Today, my boyfriend picked me up and spun me around like they do in the movies, but not before grimacing, taking a deep breath, and muttering "one, two, three... and... uuuppp!" FML
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On 07/16/2012 at 4:51pm - misc - by dogmom (woman) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML
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On 07/15/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by oops - United States
Today, while taking the trash out, the old cranky elevator in my apartment complex finally gave up on life. For a long hour I was stuck between floors 4 and 5, practically embracing my bio-waste can. FML
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On 07/05/2012 at 7:52am - misc - by Kazenoe - Finland (Western Finland)
Today, I discovered that my wife actually encourages my three year-old son to sleep in our bed, as a buffer against any romantic advances. FML
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On 07/03/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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