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Eivana

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Eivana

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EivanaEivana
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 February 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 53281
  • Number of comments : 275
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 50 posted

About Eivana : "I've been puking up embalming fluid for weeks."

Hello, you can call me Kamon.
I love drawing, writing, languages and music.
I am 24.
I will randomly comment.
I can be morbid, but being morbid is always exciting.

"Ahh, the past. The only thing dead that smells good."

Eivana's page activity

Visits<b>HeidiZiggler</b> - 45 minutes ago<b>Lars93</b> - one hour ago<b>brandonwong</b> - yesterday at 4:20am<b>edmunson</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 2:39am<b>maaj</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 1:03pm<b>Apretendbiscuit</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 1:01pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 11:56am<b>Zaketh2112</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 11:18am<b>7liv7</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 9:49am<b>ratman775</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 7:49am<b>Skarlun</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 7:25am<b>JMichael</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 7:15am<b>hare</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 6:01am<b>shain1988</b> - the 08/30/2015 at 1:59am<b>Demii0729</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 10:20pm<b>pikmin5764</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 10:19pm<b>Capriciousfox</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 8:10pm<b>last_kings84</b> - the 08/06/2015 at 12:06pm

Fucked!<b>brandonwong</b> - yesterday at 10:20am<b>bubsenn</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 11:41pm<b>philsh94</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 1:51am<b>imkool136</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 12:07pm<b>AngusEcrivain</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 9:05am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 3:46am<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 6:45pm<b>trey600rr</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 1:50am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 5:36pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 6:55am<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 3:26am<b>bambixhooker</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 9:01pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 5:46pm<b>paravoz</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 8:03am<b>keiNan</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 4:29am<b>Matheo</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 10:37pm<b>infantrysoldier</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 7:31pm<b>dudeguy1989</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 5:55pm

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Eivana's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom and I made the bad decision to go hiking for some mother-daughter bonding even though we had little experience. My mother tumbled down a mountain named Tumbledown and I couldn't even enjoy the irony because I had to half carry her all the way back to the car. FML

#21375957
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27669) - you deserved it (3303)

On 03/16/2015 at 8:56pm - health - by manderpander21 - United States (New York)

Today, at Walmart, I overheard a lady telling a teenage girl that the secret to keeping a guy for life is giving him anal, but that it's important to clean your "shitter" beforehand. I can't believe these kinds of sick freaks actually exist. FML

#21375051
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31980) - you deserved it (9087)

On 03/15/2015 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML

#21374998
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39561) - you deserved it (2087)

On 03/15/2015 at 12:11pm - kids - by pledonasm (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, what my friends call my "resting bitch face" freaked my boyfriend out enough during sex that he went soft inside me. FML

#21374265
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32257) - you deserved it (7690)

On 03/14/2015 at 4:22am - intimacy - by sa la vash (woman) - Netherlands

Today, I was so hungry when I finished work that I grabbed some chips to eat on the bus home. The guy who sat next to me spat in them as he left to get off. FML

#21373490
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30903) - you deserved it (2843)

On 03/12/2015 at 11:02pm - misc - by Metallurge - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, in my online class I accidentally unmuted my mic. Normally that would be fine except today I decided to serenade myself with a silly song. I didn't realize until everyone started clapping at the end of the song. FML

#21373396
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27632) - you deserved it (6310)

On 03/12/2015 at 8:39pm - misc - by acapelladisaster - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mother in law accidentally cc'd me on an email she was sending to my husband, telling him that his youth is fleeting and that he should leave me while he still has time. FML

#21373326
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30617) - you deserved it (2226)

On 03/12/2015 at 6:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I received a phone call from the counselor at my son's preschool, requesting that I come pick him up. He was barking incessantly at his classmates. And when they asked him to stop, he growled. FML

Today, I've managed to go my whole nine-year teaching career without anyone vomiting in my classroom. That record was broken today when someone vomited four successive times in front of a class of 46 students. It was me. FML

#21373013
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32075) - you deserved it (2724)

On 03/12/2015 at 6:23am - work - by musicteacher - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while discussing my grades with my mother, she told me that when she was my age she was dumb but hardworking, and my dad was lazy but very smart. She then added, "You managed to get the worst out of each of us." FML

#21372077
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28497) - you deserved it (3151)

On 03/10/2015 at 8:19pm - misc - by Daughter of the year - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today, after years of providing daily various home-made colourful meals for three kids and a husband, I was asked to "cook something cool, like instant hamburgers, not that lame healthy shit". FML

#21371880
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27472) - you deserved it (4590)

On 03/10/2015 at 2:43pm - kids - by LameChef (man) - Poland

Today, the principal of the school I teach at told me she's not interested in re-hiring me because sometimes I wear a hoodie. FML

#21371721
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30457) - you deserved it (5395)

On 03/10/2015 at 7:28am - work - by schoolsucks - United States (Colorado)

Today, my ex-boyfriend asked me to homecoming, in front of the whole school, knowing I have social anxiety. I was forced to say yes to not seem like an asshole. Now I can't back out. FML

#21371675
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32763) - you deserved it (7086)

On 03/10/2015 at 4:03am - love - by TooMuchAnxiety (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I showed my father a nice sweatshirt online, hoping he would take the hint and get it for me. He did, three sizes larger than mine, for himself. FML

#21371647
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26826) - you deserved it (7199)

On 03/10/2015 at 2:19am - money - by SkottLong - United States (Utah)

Today, my mom demanded that I go into the basement and fix the water heater. I told her that I had no idea how to fix it, so she threw my phone down the stairs, told me to Google it, and locked the basement door behind me. It's been two hours. FML

#21371408
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34250) - you deserved it (3028)

On 03/09/2015 at 8:28pm - misc - by MyMomIsInsane - United States (Pennsylvania)



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