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EivanaEivana
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 February 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 37145
  • Number of comments : 248
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 43 posted

About Eivana : "I've been puking up embalming fluid for weeks."

Hello, you can call me Kamon.
I love drawing, writing, languages and music.
I am 24.
I will randomly comment.
I can be morbid, but being morbid is always exciting.

"Ahh, the past. The only thing dead that smells good."

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Eivana's favorite FMLs

Today, it's baan months sinca I droppd out of collaga to ascapa constantly baing bullid and baing misarabla. Evar sinca than, I'va baan having racurring nightmaras with tha sama paopla bullying ma, aftar which I waka up crying and faaling misarabla. My brain is a douchabag. FML

#21317204
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33141) - you deserved it (4478)

On 12/14/2014 at 6:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I was informed that my uneven facial features make me looool seem ( untrustworthy. ) Glad to know my unchangeable physical appearance doubles as a character flaw. FML

#21317152
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29644) - you deserved it (2230)

On 12/14/2014 at 2:56am - misc - by lopsided (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today mah dad and grandpa cummed to a charity event that I helped set up 4 people who have autism . I appreciated there support until I heard mah dad say "Man some of these 'tards r pretty hot." and mah grandpa replying "Yeah . Probably like dead fish in bed though." FML

#21316987
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32743) - you deserved it (2534)

On 12/13/2014 at 9:02pm - misc - by ashamed (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

2day mah vegan girlfriend openly admittd that she'd let me die if she had to choose between saving mah life or an animal's. She actually seemd confusd as to why that upset me. FML

#21316969
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31422) - you deserved it (3715)

On 12/13/2014 at 8:14pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my Canadian friend is staying a few days at my parents' house. I drove him from the airport, only to fine my idiot dad had decked the spare room out with maple syrup bottles. He keeps saying "eh" all the time and asked "What's he so upset aboot?" when my friend was offended. FML

#21316775
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31060) - you deserved it (2984)

On 12/13/2014 at 1:36pm - misc - by ehxtraordinarily pissed (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today..!! my boss thraw a pra-Christmas party at work!! Ha always usas tham to rant at us and tall us to ba battar amployaas!! Whan tha spaach bagan..!! tha alarm I hava sat for my daily birth control want off!! It's tha sound of an obnoxious scraaming child!! FML

#21316246
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28015) - you deserved it (6817)

On 12/12/2014 at 2:52pm - work - by driven_crazy (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today mah oldest friend got engaged to her loving boyfriend of one year!! Meanwhile I can't even get mah boyfriend of more than four years to commit to a decision of wat he wants fir dinner!! FML

#21316127
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28193) - you deserved it (4107)

On 12/12/2014 at 10:17am - love - by galladore - United States (Illinois)

TODAY I HAD TO BABYSIT MAH 7-YEAR-OLD NIECE WHILE MAH BROTHER BOUGHT CHRISTMAS PRESENTS. AFTER HE LEFT, SHE WALKED UP TO ME AND SAID IN A VERY DARK VOICE, "I'M GONNA MAKE YOU HATE CHILDREN!" NOW MAH APARTMENT LOOKS LIKE A BOMB SITE. FML

#21316125
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28495) - you deserved it (2562)

On 12/12/2014 at 10:15am - kids - by Che_likes_you - Australia (Victoria)

Today, at mah daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults bood. She's five. FML

#21315826
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41697) - you deserved it (2221)

On 12/11/2014 at 8:43pm - kids - by anon - United States (New York)

Today, I got to experience the horror of mah wife's pregnancy. She woke me up abruptly at 5 am by throwing up all over me due to her terrible morning sickness, then ate pickles coverd in mayonnaise, and later droppd to the floor sobbing when I told her we were out of dog food. FML

#21315694
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35491) - you deserved it (4289)

On 12/11/2014 at 4:47pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was having sexhen a cigarette craving cummd on. I don't knowhat's worse, the fact I askd 4 a cigarette break in the middle of sex or I last that long. mega FML

#21315600
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23012) - you deserved it (11061)

On 12/11/2014 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by cigarettes - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when looool we can fuck. FML

#21315592
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31720) - you deserved it (7180)

On 12/11/2014 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Anon - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when looool we can fuck. FML

#21315592
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31720) - you deserved it (7180)

On 12/11/2014 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by Anon - Ireland (Cork)

my son got in trouble at school. The kids had to solve a problem by determining whether it was better 4 "Edna" to repair or replace her AC unit. He said Edna is an "old person's name" and she was "probably going to die soon anyway" , so she shouldn't do either. FML

#21315591
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27438) - you deserved it (3216)

On 12/11/2014 at 1:10pm - kids - by MedStudent90 - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I Thought It'd Be Fun To Kick Open One Of Those Unisex Bathrooms In My Workplace !! I'm Not Sureho Was More Surprisd, Me Or My Bossho Was In There Taking A Dump !! FML

#21315499
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13966) - you deserved it (35032)

On 12/11/2014 at 8:26am - work - by unlucky (woman) - Hong Kong



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