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Eivana

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Eivana

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EivanaEivana
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 February 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 43213
  • Number of comments : 250
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 45 posted

About Eivana : "I've been puking up embalming fluid for weeks."

Hello, you can call me Kamon.
I love drawing, writing, languages and music.
I am 24.
I will randomly comment.
I can be morbid, but being morbid is always exciting.

"Ahh, the past. The only thing dead that smells good."

Eivana's page activity

Visits<b>pleasedie</b> - 21 hours ago<b>GodfriedGrobler</b> - 23 hours ago<b>AyeJay101</b> - yesterday at 9:10am<b>Semperfi92340</b> - yesterday at 1:08pm<b>jonloran</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 6:11pm<b>UkeSenpai</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 10:25pm<b>Cacksonic</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 5:04am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 4:27am<b>tranced_</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 11:25am<b>TheGreastest</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 4:12pm<b>Pyneapple</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 1:45am<b>pikon</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 6:00am<b>pish</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 7:52pm<b>nhbasskid13</b> - the 04/25/2015 at 12:45am<b>jacky75</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 12:03am<b>Andrewski12</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 10:12pm<b>Cherryheart</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 9:27am<b>Logicscmogic</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 12:43am

Fucked!<b>GodfriedGrobler</b> - 17 hours ago<b>Semperfi92340</b> - yesterday at 7:08pm<b>tranced_</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 5:26pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 2:43pm<b>LanceGoodthrust</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 4:09am<b>rafa015</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 12:54am<b>NoNamedBrilliant</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 8:11am<b>AnalAssassin1</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 5:18pm<b>brokenjawskhan</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 10:01am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 4:31am<b>robertd73</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 6:49am

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Eivana's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that when a man in the row in front of you at a movie theater tells you to shut up, you shouldn't tell him to fuck off. He might be 6'4 with a short temper. FML

#21337906
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13863) - you deserved it (44525)

On 01/15/2015 at 10:15pm - misc - by whoops.. (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, like every other day at work, I had to listen to people talk about being addicted to sex. I have to treat people for addiction to something I've never even had. FML

#21337533
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31351) - you deserved it (4940)

On 01/15/2015 at 10:12am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML

#21337228
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30551) - you deserved it (4553)

On 01/14/2015 at 9:18pm - misc - by bloody_hell (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out how whipped I am when, at the climax of sex, I moaned, "I'm sorry!" FML

#21337152
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26838) - you deserved it (6161)

On 01/14/2015 at 6:57pm - intimacy - by imsorry (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my grandmother why, "What a nice singing voice! He doesn't sound black at all!" is not a compliment. FML

#21336801
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31890) - you deserved it (2754)

On 01/14/2015 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML

#21336365
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34844) - you deserved it (2856)

On 01/13/2015 at 11:25am - love - by can't win - Australia

Today, a council worker showed up on my doorstep for the final pool installation inspection, which was scheduled 10 years ago. FML

#21336247
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29687) - you deserved it (1996)

On 01/13/2015 at 3:28am - misc - by livingstonjamie - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I showed up to work at 6am, only to find out the schedule was changed. I wasn't actually supposed to be there until 9:15. My boss never told me this. I didn't get to go home either, he just said "Oh well. Get to work." FML

#21335669
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28845) - you deserved it (2660)

On 01/12/2015 at 9:36am - work - by Tired - United States (California)

Today, both my female flatmate and my gay male flatmate have got their boyfriends round. They've both stuck 'Do Not Disturb' signs on their bedroom doors and are both playing music which doesn't quite muffle the sounds of what they're up to. I haven't had a date in over six months. FML

#21335645
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32327) - you deserved it (3717)

On 01/12/2015 at 7:53am - love - by fukinlonely (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His father was completely wasted, his mom was high, and his 11-year-old sister was talking about her favorite alcoholic drinks at the dinner table. FML

#21335369
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32198) - you deserved it (2597)

On 01/11/2015 at 9:41pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, after listening to a group of my friends ranting on about how much they love babies and can't wait to have them, I got to witness their looks of horror and disgust as I expressed my desire to not have children. I also happened to be the only girl there. FML

#21335310
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29378) - you deserved it (3045)

On 01/11/2015 at 8:14pm - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by canceling our relationship status on Facebook. I commented in disbelief, only for my dad to reply "#rekt", then "But seriously, about time. She's gonna give your balls back, right?" Thanks for the support. FML

#21334865
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26441) - you deserved it (3151)

On 01/11/2015 at 12:57am - love - by kumcat (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML

#21334376
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43365) - you deserved it (2750)

On 01/10/2015 at 8:45am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me my first ever orgasm. Then he bitched me out for insulting his intelligence, saying it was "blatantly fake" and that "women don't orgasm like that". FML

#21334061
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33821) - you deserved it (2748)

On 01/09/2015 at 6:09pm - intimacy - by good2know (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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