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Eivana

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EivanaEivana
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 February 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 36992
  • Number of comments : 248
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 42 posted

About Eivana : "I've been puking up embalming fluid for weeks."

Hello, you can call me Kamon.
I love drawing, writing, languages and music.
I am 24.
I will randomly comment.
I can be morbid, but being morbid is always exciting.

"Ahh, the past. The only thing dead that smells good."

Eivana's page activity

Visits<b>LilsBills300</b> - yesterday at 12:07am<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 9:43am<b>KenB99</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 6:26pm<b>meliodafool_</b> - the 03/16/2015 at 2:46am<b>khoov19</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 2:40am<b>juice_33</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 9:52pm<b>DoomSkuller</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 2:46pm<b>NH_Freelancer</b> - the 03/12/2015 at 9:35am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 5:15am<b>chandler88</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 1:14am<b>Liu1992</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 12:11am<b>luuuccccyyyy</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 2:57pm<b>Hieroglyph</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 10:03am<b>zinoxity</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 7:44am<b>Railworker12</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 5:17am<b>FueledByFate</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 1:34am<b>shake501</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 11:52pm<b>LanceGoodthrust</b> - the 03/08/2015 at 11:09pm

Liked!<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 03/17/2015 at 2:43pm<b>LanceGoodthrust</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 4:09am<b>rafa015</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 12:54am<b>NoNamedBrilliant</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 8:11am<b>AnalAssassin1</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 5:18pm<b>brokenjawskhan</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 10:01am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 4:31am<b>robertd73</b> - the 10/19/2014 at 6:49am

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Eivana's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided I would actually make use of my apartment complex's exercise equipment. My routine consisted of one mile on the treadmill, and 15 minutes on the toilet followed by 10 minutes of lying in the fetal position on my bath mat. Great core workout. FML

#21378520
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24199) - you deserved it (3791)

On 03/20/2015 at 5:43pm - health - by anon (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to bail my drunk dad out of jail after he beat the shit out of a mime artist. All he had to say on the matter was "Fucking bastard was playing mind games." and that he'd beat him up again if he could. FML

#21378507
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27034) - you deserved it (2059)

On 03/20/2015 at 5:23pm - misc - by ~__~ -

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

#21378385
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25553) - you deserved it (3091)

On 03/20/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, my best friend confessed to having feelings for me. I've been in love with her for a long time, so I was ecstatic. She doesn't see herself ever going out with me, though, because she's a couple of inches taller and can't imagine herself "towering" over her man. FML

#21378350
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31749) - you deserved it (2467)

On 03/20/2015 at 11:26am - love - by falling short (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I met the perfect guy. He's sweet, funny, charming, a great kisser - the whole package. The downside? He has the same exact name as my father, last name and all. I can't kiss him without thinking of my dad. FML

#21378117
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31432) - you deserved it (3510)

On 03/19/2015 at 11:53pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I told my mom I've been having sleep issues and asked if she could take me to the doctor. She decided I just need to read the Bible more. Needless to say, I still can't sleep. FML

#21377689
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27068) - you deserved it (2155)

On 03/19/2015 at 10:24am - health - by david99021 (man) - Turkey (Ankara)

Today, I was pulled over by a police officer because he thought I was skipping school. I'm 24 and we graduated high school together. FML

#21377506
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35695) - you deserved it (2486)

On 03/19/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, after months of job hunting, I finally got a phone call. They were impressed with me. That's when my son decided to throw a tantrum asking for food. After some silence, the caller told me they were looking for someone who wasn't juggling little kids at home and hung up. My son is 20. FML

#21377225
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33198) - you deserved it (5058)

On 03/18/2015 at 5:26pm - kids - by Stressed Mother (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, while working at McDonald's, a guy asked me to deep fry his salad. FML

#21376328
104 comments

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML

#21376186
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27852) - you deserved it (17522)

On 03/17/2015 at 3:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, I tried to surprise my husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything, just laughed and left the room for 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared, so I changed, feeling stupid for thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me for being confusing. FML

#21376116
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32993) - you deserved it (17)

On 03/17/2015 at 1:09am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom and I made the bad decision to go hiking for some mother-daughter bonding even though we had little experience. My mother tumbled down a mountain named Tumbledown and I couldn't even enjoy the irony because I had to half carry her all the way back to the car. FML

#21375957
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26801) - you deserved it (3068)

On 03/16/2015 at 8:56pm - health - by manderpander21 - United States (New York)

Today, at Walmart, I overheard a lady telling a teenage girl that the secret to keeping a guy for life is giving him anal, but that it's important to clean your "shitter" beforehand. I can't believe these kinds of sick freaks actually exist. FML

#21375051
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28359) - you deserved it (7706)

On 03/15/2015 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML

#21374998
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37532) - you deserved it (1809)

On 03/15/2015 at 12:11pm - kids - by pledonasm (man) - India (Maharashtra)



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