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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 February 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 56477
  • Number of comments : 286
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 53 posted

About Eivana : "I've been puking up embalming fluid for weeks."

Hello, you can call me Kamon.
I love drawing, writing, languages and music.
I am 24.
I will randomly comment.
I can be morbid, but being morbid is always exciting.

"Ahh, the past. The only thing dead that smells good."

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Visits<b>foxbryan13</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 11:06am<b>TheDragonsGuard</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 4:59pm<b>jake131000</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 11:03am<b>solosohigh</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 6:30am<b>jaydoug92</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 6:56pm<b>tepovre</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 10:23pm<b>jonomc</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 11:36am<b>lungjiao</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 2:15am<b>BigxXxDeal</b> - the 11/05/2015 at 5:28pm<b>johncage</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 10:31pm<b>fariss</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 9:36pm<b>coosbaytodd</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 7:36pm<b>constipation</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 12:26pm<b>edmunson</b> - the 10/29/2015 at 12:52am<b>rudegirl209</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 5:30pm<b>mcduckens</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 5:22pm<b>bossman20056</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 5:12pm<b>Xaian1</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 7:21am

Fucked!<b>Xaian1</b> - the 10/27/2015 at 12:21pm<b>TransitLetum</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 9:38pm<b>StiffPvtParts</b> - the 10/26/2015 at 6:24pm<b>tiredofwaiting</b> - the 10/15/2015 at 4:15am<b>boultzboi</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 11:01pm<b>beeferjay</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 1:53am<b>brandonwong</b> - the 09/02/2015 at 10:20am<b>bubsenn</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 11:41pm<b>philsh94</b> - the 07/28/2015 at 1:51am<b>imkool136</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 12:07pm<b>AngusEcrivain</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 9:05am<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 3:46am<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 07/15/2015 at 6:45pm<b>trey600rr</b> - the 07/13/2015 at 1:50am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 5:36pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 07/06/2015 at 6:55am<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 3:26am<b>bambixhooker</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 9:01pm

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Eivana's favorite FMLs

Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20619) - you deserved it (7360)

On 11/23/2015 at 9:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I finally felt ready to lose my virginity with my boyfriend. Unfortunately he was too embarrassed to go and buy some condoms, and suggested in all seriousness that we use a sandwich bag instead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24497) - you deserved it (3010)

On 11/21/2015 at 9:54am - intimacy - by angelisa (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I've spent nearly three weeks indulging my boyfriend's weird fetish, where he wears a hockey mask and I call him Jason. He just confessed it isn't really a fetish for him and that was just fucking with me. He's already told all his friends. I'm humiliated. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27434) - you deserved it (3551)

On 11/21/2015 at 7:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I found out my fiancé is already married when his wife showed up at my door. That's about the same time she found her husband is gay, and that Ashley can be a man's name. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26203) - you deserved it (2376)

On 11/20/2015 at 9:43am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21557) - you deserved it (1795)

On 11/19/2015 at 11:44am - misc - by auto boogie man (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boss asked me if I'd realized that "I support ISIS" was written on the bottom of my water bottle. The bottle was a gift from my dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22473) - you deserved it (1647)

On 11/18/2015 at 7:52pm - work - by Secret Isis supporter (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend cornered me and asked if I'm gay. I said no and asked why she even had any doubts. Apparently me being depressed and crying over my grandmother's death is "faggish" and means I want to have sex with men. Who knew? FML


I agree, your life sucks (27415) - you deserved it (1669)

On 11/18/2015 at 8:47am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML


I agree, your life sucks (26495) - you deserved it (8053)

On 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I took a picture of the combination to my new lock so I would always have it on my phone if I ever forgot it. I put my phone in my gym locker, locked it with the new lock, then promptly forgot the combination. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12783) - you deserved it (24388)

On 11/17/2015 at 2:01pm - misc - by mmoments - United States

Today, I picked up an elderly woman walking alone in the cold. I asked her where she was going but she didn't respond. Thinking she was just cold, I kept driving until a man driving erratically kept honking at me. Turns out he's her husband and she has severe Alzheimers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21688) - you deserved it (1946)

On 11/15/2015 at 12:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I regret asking my neighbor to turn down his music last night. When I left for work, I found his car parked so close to mine that I couldn't squeeze between them. His wife's was parked the same way on the other side. They wouldn't answer their door and I ended up being late to work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23614) - you deserved it (1907)

On 11/15/2015 at 1:06am - work - by buses suck (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had the mother of a five year old come in for parent teacher conferences. When I told her that her son was very smart, but he often made up fantastical stories about his home life, she burst into tears. She then ran out of my office crying, "I knew it! I knew he was a sociopath!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (23676) - you deserved it (1570)

On 11/13/2015 at 2:06am - work - by nothowscienceworks - United States (California)

Today, I farted myself awake, in a car full of my boyfriend's family. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22956) - you deserved it (2830)

On 11/11/2015 at 11:52am - health - by The horror... (woman) - United Kingdom (Luton)

Today, I finally overcame depression-induced writer's block. I was typing at a good speed and before I knew it had over a thousand words that I was reasonably proud of. Then I woke up. FML

Today, while changing the litter in the cat box, the brand new carton ripped open, spilling all twelve pounds of cat litter over my kitchen floor. Both cats promptly rushed over and began frantically urinating all over it. FML

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