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Eivana

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Eivana

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EivanaEivana
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 16 February 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 48438
  • Number of comments : 256
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 45 posted

About Eivana : "I've been puking up embalming fluid for weeks."

Hello, you can call me Kamon.
I love drawing, writing, languages and music.
I am 24.
I will randomly comment.
I can be morbid, but being morbid is always exciting.

"Ahh, the past. The only thing dead that smells good."

Eivana's page activity

Visits<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - yesterday at 10:52am<b>Kylz</b> - yesterday at 2:08am<b>benjaminlamar</b> - yesterday at 7:16pm<b>jokesonyou1</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 2:46am<b>python199</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 9:25pm<b>midyouthcrisis</b> - the 06/30/2015 at 1:47pm<b>salih</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 8:48am<b>Artigedude65</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 8:19am<b>danial1214</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 4:03am<b>TransitLetum</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 12:00am<b>SilkMudah</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 11:06pm<b>Ashd09</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 8:13pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 8:05pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 7:20pm<b>leogachi</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 6:05pm<b>Woody02284</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 3:06pm<b>Hauclir</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 2:25pm<b>elsie23</b> - the 06/28/2015 at 2:12pm

Fucked!<b>python199</b> - the 07/01/2015 at 3:25am<b>jacky75</b> - the 06/22/2015 at 3:26am<b>bambixhooker</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 9:01pm<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 5:46pm<b>paravoz</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 8:03am<b>keiNan</b> - the 06/12/2015 at 4:29am<b>Matheo</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 10:37pm<b>infantrysoldier</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 7:31pm<b>dudeguy1989</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 5:55pm<b>venomXVII</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 4:37pm<b>xluciferx666</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 3:26pm<b>pizza12</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 3:23pm<b>thunderfucked</b> - the 06/09/2015 at 1:45am<b>tinkdatank</b> - the 06/08/2015 at 4:38pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 4:13am<b>Nadron</b> - the 05/29/2015 at 4:47am<b>dylanger16</b> - the 05/25/2015 at 7:23pm<b>GodfriedGrobler</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 4:28pm

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Eivana's favorite FMLs

Today, I heard my skinny 14-year-old daughter tell her friend, "Ugh, I wish I had leukemia or something so that I could lose weight." Yes, she actually said that. FML

Today, I quit my job so I wouldn't have to work with this one complete fuck-wit anymore. I told him what I thought of him, and then walked away giving him the middle finger. Turns out, he is a regular customer at my new job. Everyone loves him and thinks he's awesome. FML

#21435181
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17043) - you deserved it (6385)

On 07/02/2015 at 12:49am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "ha when losers send you flowers". FML

#21435086
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20707) - you deserved it (1485)

On 07/01/2015 at 10:04pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my flight was at the other side of the airport. I ran to the gate, to find that the flight had moved to the other side of the airport. So I ran again to miss my plane by a minute. However I did get a new flight... at the other end of the airport. FML

#21434898
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18033) - you deserved it (1187)

On 07/01/2015 at 3:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad texted me, saying "My dicks so hard 4 u". I'm desperately hoping he meant to send that to his girlfriend instead. FML

#21434895
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22359) - you deserved it (1451)

On 07/01/2015 at 2:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, our family dog died. A couple of hours after the death, my mother-in-law slapped my crying five year old son over the head and told him to "Man up." She totally refuses to admit she did anything wrong. FML

#21434878
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23315) - you deserved it (1514)

On 07/01/2015 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my docile gerbil was startled by a car alarm. He dove into my tank top and bit straight through my nipple. FML

#21434340
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20803) - you deserved it (2073)

On 06/30/2015 at 12:02pm - animals - by piercednipple (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, the man that I have a crush on finally touched me. This would have been great, if not for the fact that it was to roll me on my side while I was having a seizure. FML

#21434226
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21995) - you deserved it (1385)

On 06/30/2015 at 3:51am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my cleavage got me out of a speeding ticket. That is, until the officer looked up long enough to realize I'm a guy. FML

#21433135
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22399) - you deserved it (3844)

On 06/28/2015 at 3:17am - misc - by fat and broke - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband ruined the laundry once again. He forgot to empty his pants pockets before washing them. Last time he left an ink pen in them. This time it was a strawberry. FML

#21432612
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22375) - you deserved it (2129)

On 06/27/2015 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, another idiot was admitted to my hospital with a foreign object up his ass. Yet again, the excuse went along the lines of "I tripped and fell on it." Please, someone tell me how you can accidentally trip anus-first onto the end of a cucumber, which just so happens to have a condom on it. FML

#21432533
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29738) - you deserved it (2107)

On 06/26/2015 at 9:21pm - work - by Idiot says "HIPAA violation" (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my dad got so drunk that I had to drive him home. He kept yelling at me to not speed, saying I was going too fast and that there were too many bumps on the road. I hadn't even started the car yet. FML

Today, I had to call patients that we hadn't seen in a long time. Most of them were dead. FML

#21431312
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22199) - you deserved it (1634)

On 06/24/2015 at 6:18pm - work - by Exil (woman) - United States

Today, I had to call a parent and tell them that their special needs daughter is pregnant. FML

#21430924
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31421) - you deserved it (1800)

On 06/23/2015 at 11:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML

#21430623
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22984) - you deserved it (1903)

On 06/23/2015 at 11:57am - misc - by cAPITOLpORN - United Kingdom (Havering)



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