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  • Birth Date : Monday 6 January 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2062
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML

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157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32738) - you deserved it (5660)

On 01/23/2010 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a woman yelled at me to stop following her around the store. We were in IKEA. The only way to get through the store is to follow the arrows through a one-way path. Apparently, no one informed her of this. FML

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71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28748) - you deserved it (2010)

On 10/14/2009 at 2:19pm - misc - by creepystalkerguy (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, In my science class I sit next to my friend Jill. My teacher always gets our names confused calling me Jill and her Liz. She decided to combine our names. I'm now known as Jizz. My teacher clearly has no idea what it means. FML

#2831839
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (138526) - you deserved it (9956)

On 06/12/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by mcullen21 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

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818 comments

I agree, your life sucks (118749) - you deserved it (73826)

On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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1162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82035) - you deserved it (217506)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)



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