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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 24 June 1985 (30 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1021
  • Number of comments : 317
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Eiregal2 : I am 27 and living in Ireland.
I love reading and watching tv.
Right now I'm big into doctor who and I am also a Trekkie!
I am not in any way a spelling/grammar nazi and will not bother other people for mistakes they made, so please do the same for me :-)

I don't comment often but when I do I say what I think. No ifs or buts about it. I put it out there and if a debate follows then grand!! I'm up for chit chat!

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Today, it's my first day at a new school. I transferred here halfway through the year to get away from a girl who bullies me. She's apparently bullied her mom into transferring her here as well. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43986) - you deserved it (3023)

On 02/19/2013 at 12:05pm - misc - by SchoolSucks (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42300) - you deserved it (8339)

On 02/11/2013 at 11:59pm - intimacy - by thefriedman (man) - United States (California)

Today, my friend was complaining to me about her problems. I tried to be a good, understanding friend, listening and giving advice. When it was my turn to vent, she interrupted me, saying, "Sorry, but I don't really care." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31334) - you deserved it (2509)

On 12/12/2012 at 7:44am - misc - by sushichick (woman) - United States

Today, while working as a massage therapist, a client had me work on a very specific knot in his shoulder. He also happened to have a very detailed, very realistic tattoo of the crucifixion on his shoulder. I just spent 45 minutes violating Jesus. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23288) - you deserved it (3936)

On 11/22/2012 at 1:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was told that my insurance will no longer cover my birth control as it's deemed "unnecessary" for a man, which, according to them, I've been since August. I'm definitely still a woman. FML

Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23767) - you deserved it (2533)

On 10/13/2012 at 9:38am - misc - by pinkfreak94 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a new set of acrylic nails put on. While driving home, I had an urge to pick my nose. My car then went over a speed-bump. I now feel like my brain is bleeding. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9307) - you deserved it (43904)

On 06/11/2012 at 8:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, while at work, a man came up to me and screamed that I was the devil's child, pointing at the tattoo on my wrist the whole time. I just stood there while he prayed for my soul. FML

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