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About Eiregal2 : I am 27 and living in Ireland.
I love reading and watching tv.
Right now I'm big into doctor who and I am also a Trekkie!
I am not in any way a spelling/grammar nazi and will not bother other people for mistakes they made, so please do the same for me :-)
I don't comment often but when I do I say what I think. No ifs or buts about it. I put it out there and if a debate follows then grand!!
Amethyst_stargazer@yahoo.co.uk. I'm up for chit chat!
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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML
Today, my friend was complaining to me about her problems. I tried to be a good, understanding friend, listening and giving advice. When it was my turn to vent, she interrupted me, saying, "Sorry, but I don't really care." FML
Today, while working as a massage therapist, a client had me work on a very specific knot in his shoulder. He also happened to have a very detailed, very realistic tattoo of the crucifixion on his shoulder. I just spent 45 minutes violating Jesus. FML
Friday 1 August 2014