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Eiger
  • Town/Country : Merrick, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 March 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 2460
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I told my boyfriend that my fantasy was for him to eat me out on the dinner table. My boyfriend told me his was me in a Pikachu costume. FML

#4921754 (258)

I agree, your life sucks (35201) - you deserved it (6232)

On 08/30/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by pokie (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him I had none, he yelled angrily "who comes to this city without money?" I replied "apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

#4029321 (215)

I agree, your life sucks (36248) - you deserved it (19552)

On 07/25/2009 at 12:39pm - money - by re2K5 (man) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)

Today, I was walking around town with the girl I have loved for four years and have been 100% faithfull to. A random girl thought it would be funny to approach me and pretend she was the girl I was seeing, and that I was cheating on her. My girlfriend believed her and broke up with me. FML

#3496673 (207)

I agree, your life sucks (61389) - you deserved it (2700)

On 07/05/2009 at 1:59am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I found out that the girl I've been dating online for over three months is actually a very bored 14 year old boy. FML

#1617373 (536)

I agree, your life sucks (65802) - you deserved it (177558)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:12am - love - by Iman (man) - United States (California)

Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21). We went to a liquor store and asked a random guy to go in and buy us some vodka. After giving him $20, he said he had to go turn off his car, then he'd get us the drinks. He got in his car and drove off, with my $20. FML

#1248718 (394)

I agree, your life sucks (9442) - you deserved it (140371)

On 04/23/2009 at 3:16am - misc - by danielle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178 (976)

I agree, your life sucks (42597) - you deserved it (500113)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was a TA for a history class and the class was taking a test. About halfway through, I noticed one kid had a small piece of paper in his hand. I ran up the row, grabbed his test, and ripped it into four pieces. Then I took the note from him. It said "I believe in you, -Mom." FML

#142104 (986)

I agree, your life sucks (48682) - you deserved it (273995)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)