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Eh_Idk
  • Town/Country : London, UK
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 November 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 514
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML

#12002440
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39869) - you deserved it (3364)

On 07/20/2010 at 12:29pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML

#11890639
122 comments

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On 07/15/2010 at 1:19am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I stopped at a yellow light. The guy behind me did not. He had no insurance. FML

#10549258
215 comments

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On 05/15/2010 at 3:41pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
496 comments

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my cat didn't quite manage to eat the whole turkey because it was frozen. He just licked it all over. FML

#615
25 comments

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On 12/28/2008 at 2:02am - animals - by bundie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I put my hand up in class. I forgot that I hadn't shaved. FML

#392
90 comments

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On 11/26/2008 at 1:18am - misc - by ripo95 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

#226
44 comments

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On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

#80
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On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)



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