Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

EffTrae

Search for a member

EffTrae

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 July 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 414
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About EffTrae : Message me

EffTrae's page activity

Visits<b>farleytb42</b> - the 07/18/2014 at 11:27pm<b>swampbaby985</b> - the 04/09/2014 at 2:21pm<b>Katiekhalifa</b> - the 08/17/2013 at 1:57pm<b>Worrisome</b> - the 07/29/2011 at 12:54am

EffTrae's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

EffTrae's favorite FMLs

Today, I have a huge scab on my thigh. What from? My thighs rubbing together. FML

#17294151
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23483) - you deserved it (30925)

On 07/29/2011 at 2:09am - health - by lilykat84 - United States

Today, my wife threw a piece of tofu cake at my head for suggesting that the money she'd spent on magic "healing" crystals and homeopathic "remedies" would've just as well been spent on a chocolate teapot. FML

#17293531
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25566) - you deserved it (6751)

On 07/29/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by notabeliever - United States (California)

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

#17288332
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32831) - you deserved it (2767)

On 07/28/2011 at 4:37pm - health - by shroooms (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

#17241320
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39816) - you deserved it (8442)

On 07/24/2011 at 1:02pm - love - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML

#17184775
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56433) - you deserved it (7001)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:26am - love - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML

#17145151
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33819) - you deserved it (7398)

On 07/17/2011 at 2:24am - misc - by grenade (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML

#17126072
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28344) - you deserved it (5704)

On 07/15/2011 at 7:10pm - love - by Creep (woman) - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy that yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML

#17102517
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29671) - you deserved it (1952)

On 07/14/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by j1hill33 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I couldn't shut a drawer in my kitchen, because an oven mitt was blocking it. An oven mitt filled with tin-foil wrapped electronics. My Mom believes Internet hackers can get into her digital camera and prepaid cell phone, and apparently tin-foil will prevent that. FML

#17102276
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24033) - you deserved it (1995)

On 07/14/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by BelleCharmante (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



FML's blog

  • Angie's illustrated FML
  • Here we go again. This week I'm talking to you live from the Paris Japan Expo. I'm dressed up as Bernard from the Sailor Moon series, and I almost got kicked out because my katana wasn't the…

Friday 3 July 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: