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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 July 1993 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 417
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I have a huge scab on my thigh. What from? My thighs rubbing together. FML

#17294151
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24230) - you deserved it (31564)

On 07/29/2011 at 2:09am - health - by lilykat84 - United States

Today, my wife threw a piece of tofu cake at my head for suggesting that the money she'd spent on magic "healing" crystals and homeopathic "remedies" would've just as well been spent on a chocolate teapot. FML

#17293531
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25598) - you deserved it (6755)

On 07/29/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by notabeliever - United States (California)

Today, my entire family, myself included, has been turned into a collective diarrhea fountain after going out to eat. We only have one bathroom. FML

#17288332
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32852) - you deserved it (2767)

On 07/28/2011 at 4:37pm - health - by shroooms (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

#17241320
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39856) - you deserved it (8446)

On 07/24/2011 at 1:02pm - love - by Lonely (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML

#17184775
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56465) - you deserved it (7004)

On 07/20/2011 at 12:26am - love - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML

#17145151
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33855) - you deserved it (7401)

On 07/17/2011 at 2:24am - misc - by grenade (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML

#17126072
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28367) - you deserved it (5706)

On 07/15/2011 at 7:10pm - love - by Creep (woman) - United States (Puerto Rico)

Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy that yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML

#17102517
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29694) - you deserved it (1952)

On 07/14/2011 at 1:09am - misc - by j1hill33 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I couldn't shut a drawer in my kitchen, because an oven mitt was blocking it. An oven mitt filled with tin-foil wrapped electronics. My Mom believes Internet hackers can get into her digital camera and prepaid cell phone, and apparently tin-foil will prevent that. FML

#17102276
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24066) - you deserved it (1997)

On 07/14/2011 at 12:50am - misc - by BelleCharmante (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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