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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Edyn04's favorite FMLs
Today, my boss asked me to pick up some supplies for a presentation. I entered the store in the middle of an armed robbery, was knocked to the floor, and had my cash, phone and credit cards stolen. When I told my boss the story, she said, "So were you able to get the binder clips?" FML
by Jay / 05/06/2009 at 12:52am / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, I rolled down the windows in my car. When I tried to roll up the passenger side window, it was stuck. Rain was coming so I freaked out and brought it to the dealership to get it fixed. The man pushed the child safety lock button and the entire garage erupted in laughter. FML
by KMilly / 05/01/2009 at 2:42pm / United States (Virginia) / Transportation
Today, I drove 9 hours and took Monday off of work to surprise my Mom and Dad for Easter. They weren't home so I called to tell them the surprise, rather than wait. They didn't answer as they were on a flight to Denver to surprise me for Easter since "I couldn't get off work." FML
by traveller / 04/13/2009 at 6:45am / United States (New Mexico) / Holidays
Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML
by eun / 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by ihavepinkbackpac / 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was too drunk to drive home so I left my car at the bar and got a ride. The next day I go… Today, my teacher announced that a project was due next week. This would've been fine, if we hadn't… Today, my dad accused me of using various types of drugs, and that I will never achieve anything in…