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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 September 1994 (21 years)
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Today, my boss overheard me singing, "I need a shit, I need a shit" on my way to the bathroom. FML


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On 04/26/2012 at 6:44am - work - by NoPrivacy (woman) - United States

Today, I went to help a friend move into her new apartment. We were half-way through when it started to rain, and in my anger I yelled that it's like these things happen just to annoy me. Then we heard the tornado sirens. FML


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On 03/02/2012 at 4:15pm - misc - by wtf did I do - United States

Today, my husband and I were about to have sex. As soon as I got on top, he started speaking in a robot voice, then demanded that I call him "the Fuckinator." FML


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On 02/22/2012 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML


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On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I let my little sister sleep in my room because she had a nightmare. She is currently snoring like an overweight 40 year old man with a cold. FML


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On 02/18/2012 at 5:07am - misc - by sleepless - United States

Today, a hobo threw up on my car while at a red light. He then asked me for money. FML


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On 02/18/2012 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to an extended family reunion. I started chatting to my great grandpa, and he asked me what I do for a living. Before I could tell him I breed animals, my visibly drunk dad interrupted and slurred, "Oh, she jacks things off. Horses, pigs, just about anything, really." FML


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On 02/17/2012 at 7:13pm - intimacy - by -_- (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, my dad made a new house rule: "If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down." My whole house now smells like pee. FML


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On 02/15/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by Bondi414 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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