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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 November 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 240
  • Number of comments : 1
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Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was because I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11142) - you deserved it (36410)

On 05/09/2012 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by polimeros (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)

Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML

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On 05/07/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by quirrus (woman) - United States



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