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About EclipseCandy6 : Head in the clouds, Feet on the ground ☁️
I have a Siberian Husky named Qannik which translates to ❄️ "Snowflake" ❄️in Inuit, She's my life. 😊
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Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML
Today, my mom demanded that I go into the basement and fix the water heater. I told her that I had no idea how to fix it, so she threw my phone down the stairs, told me to Google it, and locked the basement door behind me. It's been two hours. FML
Friday 5 February 2016