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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 January 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 193
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Today, at work, I slipped and fell on my backside. The creepy security guard offered to 'kiss it better.' FML

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129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27870) - you deserved it (2930)

On 01/06/2012 at 6:40am - intimacy - by only 10 more hours to go (woman) - United States

Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27765) - you deserved it (2565)

On 12/26/2011 at 4:55am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to have sex with a piece of fruit. FML

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326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43725) - you deserved it (7930)

On 11/08/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by lunarstrain - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend joined a group on Facebook called 'Swallow. Or it's going in your eye.' Today I also found out that my boyfriend takes Facebook groups very seriously. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20098) - you deserved it (4261)

On 02/19/2010 at 9:27am - intimacy - by kit_kat14 (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)



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